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Wave of penis thefts in the Congo

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 10:50 am
by Sionnach Glic
Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:57 GMT

By Joe Bavier

KINSHASA, April 22 (Reuters Life!) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.

Rumours of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo's sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.

Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.

"You just have to be accused of that, and people come after you. We've had a number of attempted lynchings. ... You see them covered in marks after being beaten," Kinshasa's police chief, Jean-Dieudonne Oleko, told Reuters on Tuesday.

Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs. The 27 men have since been released.

"I'm tempted to say it's one huge joke," Oleko said.

"But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.

Some Kinshasa residents accuse a separatist sect from nearby Bas-Congo province of being behind the witchcraft in revenge for a recent government crackdown on its members.

"It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station. (For full Reuters Africa coverage and to have your say on the top issues, visit: http://africa.reuters.com/ ) (Editing by Nick Tattersall and Mary Gabriel)
:lol:

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:18 pm
by Teaos
I hope it doesnt spread.

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:21 pm
by Reliant121
I'm never going to Africa...I quite like my penis :P

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 2:10 pm
by Aaron
Ahh Africa, if Florida is the worlds wang then surely Africa must be the asshole.

I wonder, if eating someone's heart gives you his (tasty) courage, does eating his penis add his size to yours?

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 2:12 pm
by Teaos
Even if it did add to your size would you be able to eat another guys wang?

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 2:13 pm
by Aaron
Teaos wrote:Even if it did add to your size would you be able to eat another guys wang?
I suppose if it was cooked. I'm not exactly a big believer in tribal "medicine" so there wouldn't be any point unless there was a massive disaster.

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 4:22 pm
by Tsukiyumi
Cpl Kendall wrote:Ahh Africa, if Florida is the worlds wang then surely Africa must be the asshole...
That pretty much sums it up, I think. :D

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 10:15 pm
by Duskofdead
It's some kind of mass hysteria or something. I was hearing about it on the radio and the local police had reported that even when they informed the "victims" that their penis was still there, they immediately fall back on saying "yes but it's much smaller than it was before."

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 10:18 pm
by Tsukiyumi
Sounds more like an outbreak of myopia, then. :wink:

Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 2:25 am
by Teaos
A public panic.

Anyone else remember about 10 years ago when every parent was afraid their child was going to "rainbow" parties.

Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 2:34 am
by Tsukiyumi
Teaos wrote:A public panic.

Anyone else remember about 10 years ago when every parent was afraid their child was going to "rainbow" parties.
I must've missed that one. I was probably detoxing... What the hell is a "rainbow party".

Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 2:37 am
by Teaos
A party with a different girl in every room with different coloured lipstick on. The the guys go around trying to get head from as many as possible getting a "Rainbow" of colours on their wang.

Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 2:40 am
by Tsukiyumi
Teaos wrote:A party with a different girl in every room with different coloured lipstick on. The the guys go around trying to get head from as many as possible getting a "Rainbow" of colours on their wang.
For f*ck's sake. I see the chances of me finding some non-slut/non-prude/non-religious type dwindling every day...

Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 2:43 am
by Teaos
Yeah pretty much. The only normal girlfriend I had I meet in the Library. Only down side to that was she was a little timid.

Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 2:54 am
by Tsukiyumi
Teaos wrote:Yeah pretty much. The only normal girlfriend I had I meet in the Library. Only down side to that was she was a little timid.
I've often thought of going to the library to meet girls... I'm generally in and out though, and I'm not the most courageous guy when it comes to talking to women anyways.

The timidness can be... eased out of her. :wink: