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Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:29 am
by Nickswitz
Deepcrush wrote:Nickswitz wrote:Deepcrush wrote:Had a kid talk about fighting me. I told him "try it." He said "You can't hit me or you'll get in trouble!" I informed him under law since he's a minor "I can't hit you FIRST, but I will hit you last."
That just made my day...
You should have seen the look on his face. He reached a whole new shade of white.
I'm sure it did, I would have paid to see that actually...
Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 3:30 pm
by Reliant121
It would definately have been entertaining
Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 3:35 pm
by Mikey
Nickswitz wrote:So, I went to the doctor, and nothing is wrong with me, story of my life. Seriously, every time I go in to have something checked out it turns out that everything is fine, I'm never "sick" nothing ever comes back positive, which I wish it did, so I knew what I was dealing with. He put me on an antihistamine spray, which probably won't help in the least, but we can always hope.
Be positive. I thought the same thing when I was prescribed Nasacort after my sinus CT, but it actually does help somewhat.
Deep - nice.
When I was young, my father gave me an important piece of advice: "A gentleman never starts a fight... or allows the other guy to finish it."
Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 3:39 pm
by Sionnach Glic
I think the only advice I ever got on the subject of fights was "it's perfectly fine to kick them when they're already down".
Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 3:52 pm
by Mikey
I'm gone for 45 seconds, and he's got a new av. Should we expect some new screenname from some arcane bit of Irish folklore also?
Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 3:56 pm
by Sionnach Glic
Uh.........yes?
Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:43 pm
by Tyyr
So what part of Irish folklore includes dromaeosaurs?
Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:47 pm
by Mikey
Tyyr wrote:So what part of Irish folklore includes dromaeosaurs?
Maybe he thought it was the Coinchenn or the Curruid.
Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:52 pm
by Tyyr
That's a dinosaur, how could you... oh screw it. I spent five years of my life obsessed with them I have high standards.
In other news, I like contractors who don't require me to hold their hands through every little thing. I'm paying you anything form $30,000 to $3,000,000, I will not be wiping your ass for you.
Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:55 pm
by Mikey
How much of a discount to they have to give you for the ass-wiping?
Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:56 pm
by Tyyr
All of it. I'll fire their asses and find someone competent.
Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:59 pm
by Sionnach Glic
Tyyr wrote:So what part of Irish folklore includes dromaeosaurs?
What, you've not heard the story where Sétanta fights off a pack of deinonychi?
Maybe he thought it was the Coinchenn or the Curruid.
Silly Mikey, don't you know your mythology? Both the Coinchenn and the CurruÃd were sea monsters.
Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 6:38 pm
by Mikey
Sionnach Glic wrote:Silly Mikey, don't you know your mythology? Both the Coinchenn and the CurruÃd were sea monsters.
Yeah, actually I did, but they were the closest analogy in Irish mythology I could think of off the top of my head.
Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:04 pm
by Mark
Maybe his next one will be a dinobot?
Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:12 pm
by Deepcrush
Reliant121 wrote:It would definately have been entertaining
He was 5'6 maybe 5'8 and about a 160 lbs. I'm 6'2 and 214 lbs and a trained fighter. Sometimes people must just look for things to end badly. Not to mention, I had a coworker / MMA fighter with me who even I'm afraid of.