What's the latest in people's lives?

[Nickswitz]

Had a kid talk about fighting me. I told him "try it." He said "You can't hit me or you'll get in trouble!" I informed him under law since he's a minor "I can't hit you FIRST, but I will hit you last."

That just made my day...

You should have seen the look on his face. He reached a whole new shade of white.

I'm sure it did, I would have paid to see that actually...

[Reliant121]

It would definately have been entertaining

[Mikey]

So, I went to the doctor, and nothing is wrong with me, story of my life. Seriously, every time I go in to have something checked out it turns out that everything is fine, I'm never "sick" nothing ever comes back positive, which I wish it did, so I knew what I was dealing with. He put me on an antihistamine spray, which probably won't help in the least, but we can always hope.

Be positive. I thought the same thing when I was prescribed Nasacort after my sinus CT, but it actually does help somewhat.

Deep - nice. When I was young, my father gave me an important piece of advice: "A gentleman never starts a fight... or allows the other guy to finish it."

[Sionnach Glic]

I think the only advice I ever got on the subject of fights was "it's perfectly fine to kick them when they're already down".

[Mikey]

I'm gone for 45 seconds, and he's got a new av. Should we expect some new screenname from some arcane bit of Irish folklore also?

[Sionnach Glic]

Uh.........yes?

[Tyyr]

So what part of Irish folklore includes dromaeosaurs?

[Mikey]

So what part of Irish folklore includes dromaeosaurs?

Maybe he thought it was the Coinchenn or the Curruid.

[Tyyr]

That's a dinosaur, how could you... oh screw it. I spent five years of my life obsessed with them I have high standards.

In other news, I like contractors who don't require me to hold their hands through every little thing. I'm paying you anything form $30,000 to $3,000,000, I will not be wiping your ass for you.

[Mikey]

How much of a discount to they have to give you for the ass-wiping?

[Tyyr]

All of it. I'll fire their asses and find someone competent.

[Sionnach Glic]

So what part of Irish folklore includes dromaeosaurs?

What, you've not heard the story where Sétanta fights off a pack of deinonychi?

Maybe he thought it was the Coinchenn or the Curruid.

Silly Mikey, don't you know your mythology? Both the Coinchenn and the Curruíd were sea monsters.

[Mikey]

Silly Mikey, don't you know your mythology? Both the Coinchenn and the Curruíd were sea monsters.

Yeah, actually I did, but they were the closest analogy in Irish mythology I could think of off the top of my head.

[Mark]

Maybe his next one will be a dinobot?

[Deepcrush]

It would definately have been entertaining

He was 5'6 maybe 5'8 and about a 160 lbs. I'm 6'2 and 214 lbs and a trained fighter. Sometimes people must just look for things to end badly. Not to mention, I had a coworker / MMA fighter with me who even I'm afraid of.