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Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 3:53 pm
by Lt. Staplic
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:47 am
by Mark
Eeew............

Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 11:51 am
by Graham Kennedy
What do you do if you see 10,000 Elephants coming over a hill?
Swim for it!
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 2:28 pm
by stitch626
Sorry, don't get it.
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 3:39 pm
by IanKennedy
Let's just say he slightly misspelt one of the words.

Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 3:40 pm
by Lazar
Ewww!

Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 4:05 pm
by Reliant121
Deep god....that was bad

Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 4:29 pm
by Sonic Glitch
IanKennedy wrote:Let's just say he slightly misspelt one of the words.

That woosh you hear is the joke going over my head. I don't see it/get it.
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 7:14 pm
by kostmayer
Two Indians are out hunting. One of them stops and puts his ear to the ground/
"Buffallo come" he says.
"How can you tell?"
"Ear sticky"
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 8:11 pm
by IanKennedy
me,myself and I wrote:IanKennedy wrote:Let's just say he slightly misspelt one of the words.

That woosh you hear is the joke going over my head. I don't see it/get it.
That's a very unfortunate phrase to use in this context. Change a letter and add another to find the answer. Also, if the joke is going over you head I would suggest a snorkel.

Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 12:24 am
by Sonic Glitch
IanKennedy wrote:me,myself and I wrote:IanKennedy wrote:Let's just say he slightly misspelt one of the words.

That woosh you hear is the joke going over my head. I don't see it/get it.
That's a very unfortunate phrase to use in this context. Change a letter and add another to find the answer. Also, if the joke is going over you head I would suggest a snorkel.

Thanks to Staplic, all I can say is:

Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 12:47 am
by Lazar
An Alaskan frontiersman takes his snowmobile to the mechanic because it isn't running properly. The mechanic looks at the vehicle and says, "It looks like you've blown a seal." The man wipes his mouth nervously and says, "No - that's just mayonnaise!"
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 2:11 am
by Mark
Oooookkaaayyyyyyyy
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 3:49 pm
by Mikey
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 4:07 pm
by Sonic Glitch
Lazar wrote:An Alaskan frontiersman takes his snowmobile to the mechanic because it isn't running properly. The mechanic looks at the vehicle and says, "It looks like you've blown a seal." The man wipes his mouth nervously and says, "No - that's just mayonnaise!"
