Can't go to Pandora? Kill yourself!
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My god. It's Scientology 2.0.
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I almost just wet myself, I laughed so hard.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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I laughed until i cried, then cried until I laughed.Mikey wrote:I almost just wet myself, I laughed so hard.
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WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY SMOKING!!?????????
How does that even make sense??????????????
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
Re: Can't go to Pandora? Kill yourself!
It doesn't Mark...Mark wrote:![]()
WHAT THE f**k ARE THEY SMOKING!!?????????
How does that even make sense??????????????

Re: Can't go to Pandora? Kill yourself!
When in doubt, disregard logic! 

They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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I think they never actually had logic...
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Dear Pandora Visitor,Sonic Glitch wrote:Pst, Hey guys.. I know how to get to Pandora! If you're interested, follow the link: Pandora
We are deeply, deeply sorry to say that due to licensing constraints, we can no longer allow access to Pandora for listeners located outside of the U.S. We will continue to work diligently to realize the vision of a truly global Pandora, but for the time being we are required to restrict its use. We are very sad to have to do this, but there is no other alternative.
We believe that you are in Ireland (your IP address appears to be 86.40.xxx.xxx). If you believe we have made a mistake, we apologize and ask that you please contact us at pandora-support@pandora.com
If you are a paid subscriber, please contact us at pandora-support@pandora.com and we will issue a pro-rated refund to the credit card you used to sign up. If you have been using Pandora, we will keep a record of your existing stations and bookmarked artists and songs, so that when we are able to launch in your country, they will be waiting for you.

Looks like i'll never see pandora!
I think i'll join this forum just to keep track of these fruitcakes, ... "Other-ness" i think they mean they got picked on in school and have been scared to leave mommy and the cats ever since!sebster wrote:
None of that has anything on these loons, http://community.livejournal.com/totheh ... 4473#t4473.
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That sounds a little unsympathetic, these people obviously have problems.
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But WOW, "Other-ness!

Heck Is Where People Go Who Don't Believe In Golly!
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Ah, I'm sorry. I didn't realize Free-Internet-Radio was U.S. SpecificLaughing Man wrote:Dear Pandora Visitor,Sonic Glitch wrote:Pst, Hey guys.. I know how to get to Pandora! If you're interested, follow the link: Pandora
We are deeply, deeply sorry to say that due to licensing constraints, we can no longer allow access to Pandora for listeners located outside of the U.S. We will continue to work diligently to realize the vision of a truly global Pandora, but for the time being we are required to restrict its use. We are very sad to have to do this, but there is no other alternative.
We believe that you are in Ireland (your IP address appears to be 86.40.xxx.xxx). If you believe we have made a mistake, we apologize and ask that you please contact us at pandora-support@pandora.com
If you are a paid subscriber, please contact us at pandora-support@pandora.com and we will issue a pro-rated refund to the credit card you used to sign up. If you have been using Pandora, we will keep a record of your existing stations and bookmarked artists and songs, so that when we are able to launch in your country, they will be waiting for you.![]()
Looks like i'll never see pandora!
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here is a copy of the last posters first post as it was posted in the opening post on this thread!
Took a while but i found it!
Heck Is Where People Go Who Don't Believe In Golly!
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Um... did he actually say he wishes he could be a new Hitler and kill everyone....
OMG, he like, he needs some serious kind of help, like not something drugs can do... well, I guess the right drugs could make him think he was there...
Oi

OMG, he like, he needs some serious kind of help, like not something drugs can do... well, I guess the right drugs could make him think he was there...
Oi

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And so is born a new reason for psychotic tendencies.
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So THATS where the Tholian Avenger went too!
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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... and that kids is why I don't care about people dying. I hope this answers all your questions and enjoy your weekend.
Jinsei wa cho no yume, shi no tsubasa no bitodesu
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Yeah, the right drugs could help him... if you're feeling humanitarian and compassionate, thorazine. If you're like me... hydrogen cyanide.Nickswitz wrote:well, I guess the right drugs
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer