Funny pics

[Mikey]

...then it would shoot the guy holding the treat in the face with a rocket pod and take the biscuit.

I think the whole array of pics is just an object lesson as to what could happen if the same person held the film rights to Iron Man and Lassie.

[thelordharry]

[kostmayer]

Via Twitter again.

Possum broke into the local bakery and ate so many pastries he couldnt move. This is how the bakery owners found him.

[Mikey]

Too sugared-up to even play dead.

[Nutso]

Not funny, but we all love food. Ham & Egg Pie!

[Tsukiyumi]

Man, that sounds good.

Not that I would really be able to eat it, but it is tempting.




Dammit.

[thelordharry]

Truly, what 'WTF' was invented for:

[Mikey]

Ah, finally one of the secret locations of the infamous British "horse silos" is revealed. How did that girl get one of the horse launch codes, I wonder?

[kostmayer]

Did Dracula refuse Don Corleone a favour?

[Mikey]

Did Dracula refuse Don Corleone a favour?

Super The Godfather trivia: what was the name of the horse whose head Brasi put in Woltz' bed?

[Captain Seafort]

Shergar?

[Mikey]

Shergar?

No. IIRC, Shergar made it out of his difficulties in less than two pieces. At any rate, it would've been hard for a horse to win the Epsom in 1981 if it had been beheaded in the mid-40's. There is, however, a slightly gruesome and ironic British connection in the naming of the horse. I'll give it a bit more time before I reveal.

[Mikey]

Sorry, I was lending more credence to the film than I should have. Apparently Shergar was killed in an excessively brutal, slow, and painful manner by Mallon's boys, and later disposed of in an as-yet unknown location. There is, however, no indication of body parts being removed from each other.

[Captain Seafort]

IIRC, Shergar made it out of his difficulties in less than two pieces.

Really? Where is said piece then? You could probably make a bob or two out of that information.

At any rate, it would've been hard for a horse to win the Epsom in 1981 if it had been beheaded in the mid-40's.

Aye. Even for the film it would be hard for a horse born in 1979 to get mentioned in a film made in 1972.

There is, however, a slightly gruesome and ironic British connection in the naming of the horse.

Charles I? Anne Boelyn? Lady Jane Grey? Mary Queen of Scots?

[Mikey]

Really? Where is said piece then? You could probably make a bob or two out of that information.

I amended my statement, didn't I?

Charles I? Anne Boelyn? Lady Jane Grey? Mary Queen of Scots?

You're on the right track, but more it's a more erudite reference than that. The horse was named "Khartoum," which - as I'm sure you are aware - is where British commander Charles Gordon was beheaded by rebel Sudanese Muslims.