Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 2:52 am
How does crow taste? 
Gamey.Mark wrote:How does crow taste?
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Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 11:20 am
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 2:52 pm
Eat a nice piece of rye toast covered in schmalz, and you get an honorary membership.Tsukiyumi wrote:I also like Matzo, latkes, blintzes, and I love Reuben sandwiches.Mikey wrote:are you my cousin?Tsukiyumi wrote:Now, I'd like an onion bagel with cream cheese and lox. Anyone else want anything?
PS - "schmalz" = rendered chicken fat, often served as "gribbenes," which is pan-fried schmalz with sauteed onions. It's as tasty as it sounds disgusting.
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 4:33 pm
I couldn't be Jewish, I love pork too much. Everyone loves bacon, even vegans.
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 4:35 pm
Oww, quit iiiiittt! Gee Kaaayyy, Staplic is poking me with a stiiiick!Lt. Staplic wrote:check the rank...and you've been here longermwhittington wrote:Thank you, thank you! Hey, I just got promoted to Lt. Commander! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 6:53 pm
SILENCE....I kill you!
cookie if you can tell me where that comes from (minust the phaser)
cookie if you can tell me where that comes from (minust the phaser)
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 7:20 pm
Is it from the B-Side of Simon and Garfunkles 'The Sound of Silence'
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 9:30 pm
It comes from ventriloquist comedian Jeff Dunham and his Dead Suicide Bomber. I love his stuff! Now gimme my cookie!Lt. Staplic wrote:SILENCE....I kill you!
cookie if you can tell me where that comes from (minust the phaser)
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 9:48 pm
chocolate chip ok...
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 9:57 pm
Chocolate chip is classic, but I like oatmeal raisin myself, gotta keep regular, ya know...
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 9:58 pm
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 6:24 pm
Oh god, I hope this thread doesn't degenerate into a discussion of the benefits of fiber 
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 6:28 pm
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 10:05 pm
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:14 pm
three guys walk into a bar
the fourth one ducks
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a couple has 5 kids
they walk into a bar
the bartender says to the couple:
"so let me get this straight, your 30, and your 28; how many drinks do you want"
couple-"8 beers"
bartender-"ah you want to have a sixth birthday"
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this is the funniest joke ever
the fourth one ducks
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a couple has 5 kids
they walk into a bar
the bartender says to the couple:
"so let me get this straight, your 30, and your 28; how many drinks do you want"
couple-"8 beers"
bartender-"ah you want to have a sixth birthday"
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this is the funniest joke ever