Because if you fail a literature test, you clearly have no other future career options than a demeaning job at Burger King.
Because everyone knows all the great jobs you can get with a degree in literature... like English teacher or Professor of Literature or... well, that's all I can think of, oddly.
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
Tsukiyumi wrote:Because if you fail a literature test, you clearly have no other future career options than a demeaning job at Burger King.
Because everyone knows all the great jobs you can get with a degree in literature... like English teacher or Professor of Literature or... well, that's all I can think of, oddly.
Yeah, now that you explained it to me it seems pretty obvious, i guess i was to tired last night. Thanks.
Trata las situaciones estresantes como lo haría 1 perro: si no puedes comértelo o jugar con ello, méate encima y lárgate!!!
Handle stressful situations as a dog would: if you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and get out of there!!!
I took it more literal, as he uses "a" to mean singular but then uses "applications" which is plural. There is also a lack of punctuation. His post supports his other failure.
His grammar is atrocious, no doubt, but that hardly disqualifies a person for gainful employment these days.
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
...or you could just ignore the Literature teacher part, and look at it this way the student failed a test that the teacher stapled a Burger King application to it. That's what I saw, didn't notice the Literature part until it was brought up.
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