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GrahamKennedy wrote:How do you make a cat go "woof!"

Soak it in gasoline and throw it on a fire.

Plus, the sheer entertainment value.

all the recent talk of booze and strippers got me thinking about a this joke. I'm sure most of you have heard it but:

You know what Tulsa is backwards dont you?...















A Slut
You know what a slut is backwards don't you?...















$100

Have you seen this awesome video of Robert Wexler, one of my favorite congressmen, talking about things he enjoys? Skip to 4:00.

Lt. Staplic wrote:You know what a slut is backwards don't you?...
$100

Clever joke, but when a chick takes money for it, she's a whore. Sluts give it out for free.

It's never free. It may not cost currency, but it's never free.

Mikey wrote:It's never free. It may not cost currency, but it's never free.

How much does emotional investment or time spent count for these days?

...or trips to the clinic, or penicillin...

Mikey wrote:...or trips to the clinic, or penicillin...

An excellent point, sir.

Sick joke warning:

What organ stays warm in a womans body after death?

My dick

Woo boy, these are getting bad.

I've got a couple along those lines, but I'll keep 'em to myself for now.

Tsukiyumi wrote:

Lt. Staplic wrote:You know what a slut is backwards don't you?...
$100

Clever joke, but when a chick takes money for it, she's a whore. Sluts give it out for free.

true but Erohw isn't a word I'm aware of

Teaos wrote:Sick joke warning:

What organ stays warm in a womans body after death?

My dick

that's just not right

You're correct, it's not right. Where it says "woman" it should read "sheep."

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

still...both are pretty disgusting.