The Joke Thread

[Lt. Staplic]

[colmquinn]

Humpty Dumpty sat on his bed,
as little bo peep was giving him head.
Just as he came she began to weep,
she could tell by the taste,
he'd been shagging her sheep.

[Mikey]

A woman goes to a doctor and takes of her shirt to reveal the imprint of an "M" on her chest. The doctor asks about her personal life, and she mentions that her boyfriend goes to the University of Michigan. He tells her to have her boyfriend remove his college sweater before sex. A second woman comes in in the same situation, but with a bakwards "S." The doctor learns her boyfriend goes to Michigan State. A third girl comes in, again with an "M." The doc says, "Lemme guess - your boyfriend goes to Michigan?" She says, "No, my partner goes to Washington."

[Tsukiyumi]

A woman goes to a doctor and takes of her shirt to reveal the imprint of an "M" on her chest. The doctor asks about her personal life, and she mentions that her boyfriend goes to the University of Michigan. He tells her to have her boyfriend remove his college sweater before sex. A second woman comes in in the same situation, but with a bakwards "S." The doctor learns her boyfriend goes to Michigan State. A third girl comes in, again with an "M." The doc says, "Lemme guess - your boyfriend goes to Michigan?" She says, "No, my partner goes to Washington."

[Lt. Staplic]

[stitch626]

A man drives to work one day. After a few minutes, he calls his wife.
He asks "So, do you want to hear the good news or the bad news?"
"The good news." She says.
He replies, "Well, the airbags work."

[colmquinn]

Whats got lots of balls and fucks rabbits?

A 12 gauge

[Mark]

ROFLMAO!!!!

Two pages of mostly funny stuff is rare!

[mwhittington]

Whats got lots of balls and fucks rabbits?

A 12 gauge

THAT WAS BEYOND LOL!!!

[mwhittington]

What's green and smells of pork?


Kermit the Frog's finger!

[Sonic Glitch]

A group of friars opened a florist shop to raise money. Everyone liked buying flowers from men of God, and soon a rival florist thought the competition was unfair. The rival florist asked the friars to close down, but they would not. He begged them, but the friars ignored hisplea. Running out of options, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest thug in town to persuade the friars to close. Hugh trashed their store and told them he'd come back if the shop didn't close. Terrified, they quickly closed their flower business thereby proving that only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

[Tsukiyumi]

A group of friars opened a florist shop to raise money. Everyone liked buying flowers from men of God, and soon a rival florist thought the competition was unfair. The rival florist asked the friars to close down, but they would not. He begged them, but the friars ignored hisplea. Running out of options, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest thug in town to persuade the friars to close. Hugh trashed their store and told them he'd come back if the shop didn't close. Terrified, they quickly closed their flower business thereby proving that only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

I like it.

[Mark]

Oh God.......I need an asprin now.

[Lt. Staplic]

[Tsukiyumi]

What's easier to unload - A truckload of bowling balls, or a truckload of dead babies?














The dead babies; you can use a pitchfork.