My response was invariably, "Where were you when your kid bought that CD?"
Nice one.
How do they usualy respond to that?
"You've all been selected for this mission because you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis! Welcome to Operation MindFuck!"
"You've all been selected for this mission because you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis! Welcome to Operation MindFuck!"
I have always found that a simple, quiet, factual yet non-judgemental response is most effective at shutting up the drek-heads who come at you screaming, blithering, and spewing fire and brimstone. Generally, those types are already trying to compensate with volume for lack of rationality, and then they feel awkward yelling and screaming when you won't in return.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
Your job seems rather similar to mine in some ways.
You'd be surprised how vocal some parents can get when I call them in to discuss their kid's lack of behaviour.
"You've all been selected for this mission because you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis! Welcome to Operation MindFuck!"
I wouldn't be surprised. My wife was an elementary teacher, and she is now a literacy coach - so she gets the same reactions from other teachers whose lessons or differentiated instruction she is trying to improve.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer