Archer's Worst Command Decisions
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Tyyr
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Re: Archer's Worst Command Decisions
A Night in Sickbay is up there with Two Days Two Nights for the worst crap Enterprise ever did.
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Sionnach Glic
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Re: Archer's Worst Command Decisions
I'd rate A Night In Sickbay as being worse. 2D,2N at least had one of the best lines in the entire series.
"You've all been selected for this mission because you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis! Welcome to Operation MindFuck!"
Re: Archer's Worst Command Decisions
Which line might that be?Sionnach Glic wrote:I'd rate A Night In Sickbay as being worse. 2D,2N at least had one of the best lines in the entire series.
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Sionnach Glic
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Re: Archer's Worst Command Decisions
T'pol: "Ensign Mayweather has been injured."
Phlox: "Who?"
Phlox: "Who?"
"You've all been selected for this mission because you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis! Welcome to Operation MindFuck!"
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Good question.Only two things are infinite - the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe: Albert Einstein.
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Tyyr
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Re: Archer's Worst Command Decisions
Yeah, that was epic. My wife couldn't understand why I started to laugh uncontrollably when Phlox said that.
I would say that ANiSB was just horrible from the standpoint of the actions of the crew. 2D2N was awful because at the end of an hour of TV absolutely NOTHING happened.
I would say that ANiSB was just horrible from the standpoint of the actions of the crew. 2D2N was awful because at the end of an hour of TV absolutely NOTHING happened.
Re: Archer's Worst Command Decisions
But not that hot.Mikey wrote:Come to think of it, the dog might have made a better first officer than T'Pol.
LOL. that was too muchSionnach Glic wrote:T'pol: "Ensign Mayweather has been injured."
Phlox: "Who?"
Trata las situaciones estresantes como lo haría 1 perro: si no puedes comértelo o jugar con ello, méate encima y lárgate!!!
Handle stressful situations as a dog would: if you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and get out of there!!!
Handle stressful situations as a dog would: if you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and get out of there!!!
Re: Archer's Worst Command Decisions
Hard to believe Mayweather eventually made Fleet Admiral and became the C&C of Starfleet.........later retiring and being elected President.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Re: Archer's Worst Command Decisions
Mark wrote:Hard to believe Mayweather eventually made Fleet Admiral and became the C&C of Starfleet.........later retiring and being elected President.
"All this has happened before --"
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
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I'll have to second that one..........yea what?God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy.
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Sionnach Glic
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Re: Archer's Worst Command Decisions
I'll third the "what the shit?" comments.
"You've all been selected for this mission because you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis! Welcome to Operation MindFuck!"
Re: Archer's Worst Command Decisions
See......we was just so invisible that nobody ever noticed!
Don't mind me, i'm just pulling everyone's proverbial leg
Don't mind me, i'm just pulling everyone's proverbial leg
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
Re: Archer's Worst Command Decisions
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Re: Archer's Worst Command Decisions
Umm..... since when?Mark wrote:Hard to believe Mayweather eventually made Fleet Admiral and became the C&C of Starfleet.........later retiring and being elected President.
Jinsei wa cho no yume, shi no tsubasa no bitodesu
Re: Archer's Worst Command Decisions
Deepcrush wrote:Umm..... since when?Mark wrote:Hard to believe Mayweather eventually made Fleet Admiral and became the C&C of Starfleet.........later retiring and being elected President.
Mark wrote:See......we was just so invisible that nobody ever noticed!
Don't mind me, i'm just pulling everyone's proverbial leg