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Rule one with guns: ALLWAYS assume the weapon is LOADED and ready to FIRE. This is the one time where assuming doens't make an ass (or a corpse) out of you and me.

Rule Two: Never point said assumed to be loaded weapon at anything that can bleed.

Rule Three: if you forget rule's one and two direct said assumed to be loaded weapon at your genitals and place your finger in the assumed to be loaded weapons trigger and have wonder if not sterile exstence.

Nickswitz wrote:

RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:I wish to have sympathy for this blithering idiot... but I don't. Does that make me a bad person?

Nah, it means you know that this is an idiot who was stupid enough not to take precautions, I don't feel the least bit bad that he died, one less moron carrying around a gun...

Okay, just making sure. What a maroon![Bugs_Bunny]

If somebody IS pointing a gun at you, just remember to stick your finger in the barrel!!

Mark wrote:If somebody IS pointing a gun at you, just remember to stick your finger in the barrel!!

And make sure to check if it's duck or rabbit season.