Another reason to NOT douse yourself with gasoline

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Re: Another reason to NOT douse yourself with gasoline

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Now now, Tsu, don't get the others all fired up.

On another note, why is it that every thread we have where someone kills/hurts themselves through incredible stupidity devolves into a contest to see who can make the worst puns?
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Because it's satisfying, for me at least, to make fun of idiots. :)
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I can certainly live with that.
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Police charged him with assault with intent to prevent arrest and possession of a deleterious substance.
I heard he was also charged with setting off illegal fireworks.
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Now listen up, everyone. Stupid or not, a man died.

I think the last thing he needs is for us to roast him about it.
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Well he obviously wasnt a bright spark...
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:laughroll: :laughroll:
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Do we really have to make jokes about a man dying? Just reading this thread is making me very hot under the collar.
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*points to GK's signature*
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GrahamKennedy wrote:Do we really have to make jokes about a man dying? Just reading this thread is making me very hot under the collar.
I guess people just have a burning desire to crack jokes about idiots.
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Mikey wrote:*points to GK's signature*
The Irony... :D
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These guy is only in the hospital. It was another case in Texas where the guy died. I guess great ideas just catch on in some places.
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I guess you could call this guy a flaming moron for such a stunt.
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Tyyr wrote:These guy is only in the hospital. It was another case in Texas where the guy died. I guess great ideas just catch on in some places.
Yep - they spread like wildfire.
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Rochey wrote:I guess you could call this guy a flaming moron for such a stunt.
And it wouldn't even be figurative, lol.
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