Another reason to NOT douse yourself with gasoline
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Re: Another reason to NOT douse yourself with gasoline
Now now, Tsu, don't get the others all fired up.
On another note, why is it that every thread we have where someone kills/hurts themselves through incredible stupidity devolves into a contest to see who can make the worst puns?
On another note, why is it that every thread we have where someone kills/hurts themselves through incredible stupidity devolves into a contest to see who can make the worst puns?
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Re: Another reason to NOT douse yourself with gasoline
Because it's satisfying, for me at least, to make fun of idiots. ![Smile :)](./images/smilies/icon_smile.gif)
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Re: Another reason to NOT douse yourself with gasoline
I can certainly live with that.
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Re: Another reason to NOT douse yourself with gasoline
I heard he was also charged with setting off illegal fireworks.Police charged him with assault with intent to prevent arrest and possession of a deleterious substance.
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Re: Another reason to NOT douse yourself with gasoline
Now listen up, everyone. Stupid or not, a man died.
I think the last thing he needs is for us to roast him about it.
Sorry, I had to get in on it.
I think the last thing he needs is for us to roast him about it.
Sorry, I had to get in on it.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Well he obviously wasnt a bright spark...
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Do we really have to make jokes about a man dying? Just reading this thread is making me very hot under the collar.
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I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Re: Another reason to NOT douse yourself with gasoline
I guess people just have a burning desire to crack jokes about idiots.GrahamKennedy wrote:Do we really have to make jokes about a man dying? Just reading this thread is making me very hot under the collar.
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The Irony...Mikey wrote:*points to GK's signature*
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Re: Another reason to NOT douse yourself with gasoline
These guy is only in the hospital. It was another case in Texas where the guy died. I guess great ideas just catch on in some places.
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Re: Another reason to NOT douse yourself with gasoline
I guess you could call this guy a flaming moron for such a stunt.
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Re: Another reason to NOT douse yourself with gasoline
Yep - they spread like wildfire.Tyyr wrote:These guy is only in the hospital. It was another case in Texas where the guy died. I guess great ideas just catch on in some places.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
Re: Another reason to NOT douse yourself with gasoline
And it wouldn't even be figurative, lol.Rochey wrote:I guess you could call this guy a flaming moron for such a stunt.