Sounds like a perfect marriage.Nutso wrote:Moya from Farscape. Just a big ship with it's own pilot and even little repair robot thingies. Go traveling the universe and stuff. I wouldn't have to do anything but ride her.
You're a captain, which ship do you take?
Re: You're a captain, which ship do you take?
How many Minbari does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. They always surrender right before they finish the job and never tell you why.
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None. They always surrender right before they finish the job and never tell you why.
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Aaron
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Re: You're a captain, which ship do you take?
Red Dwarf. Enough food and drink for thirty thousand years and a crazy crew to keep me entertained.
Re: You're a captain, which ship do you take?
Changed my mind.
I want to command the whale probe.
I want to command the whale probe.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Captain Seafort
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Re: You're a captain, which ship do you take?
So you can talk to telepathic subspace humpback whales? 
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Re: You're a captain, which ship do you take?
What else could you use it for? 
"You've all been selected for this mission because you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis! Welcome to Operation MindFuck!"
Re: You're a captain, which ship do you take?
Making telepathinc soap?
Or sorry, you meant the probe.
Or sorry, you meant the probe.
"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
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Re: You're a captain, which ship do you take?
Nothing like some good old-fashioned endangered-species humor, eh?
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
Re: You're a captain, which ship do you take?
So I can lend MY opposable thumbs to the cause, thus elevating the whales to godhood!!!!
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.