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Careful, PETA might hear us. Wait, do they allow that?

Sorry for getting in late here. All I have to say is that by PETA's illogic, instead of avoiding eating fish, I'm going to start eating kittens.

GrahamKennedy wrote:Seriously, PETA has to be some kind of parody organisation, right? Nobody can really think these things for real?

As others have pointed out, they're serious. Which is beyond sad.

I'll try anything once. i may not like it, but I'll give it a shot.

Mikey wrote:Sorry for getting in late here. All I have to say is that by PETA's illogic, instead of avoiding eating fish, I'm going to start eating kittens.

Would you like a side order of puppy tails with that, Admiral?

That's barbaric! If you're going to serve puppy, etiquette demands that you serve it whole.

What about all those poor gummy bears?

Ich bin dein Gummibär,
Ich bin dein Gummibär,
Ich bin dein Gummi, Gummi, Gummi, Gummi Gummibär!

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Umm... OK...

Lookie here, I found a pic of the first of a long line of cute, cuddly sea kitties.

All of God's creatures have their place in life..........right next to the mashed potatoes.

USSEnterprise wrote:Lookie here, I found a pic of the first of a long line of cute, cuddly sea kitties.

I've heard of big catfish here in the States, but not that big. There are some folks who do repair work on dams that have insisted on shark cages in some instance.

It LOOKS like a whole person could actually fit in it's mouth!!!

Don't you just want to run up and give it a hug?

I'd scratch it behind the ear but...

If PETA wanted to save the fish they could just do adds on how much mercury and lead are in them. That's why I don't eat a lot of fish.

Monroe wrote:If PETA wanted to save the fish they could just do adds on how much mercury and lead are in them. That's why I don't eat a lot of fish.

Deep sea fish that don't come too near our polluted coastlines are generally okay. Unless they eat stuff that comes near the polluted coastlines...