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GrahamKennedy wrote:...These people walk around thinking that at any moment, they might all literally fly up into the sky.

Which would make their death by tornado rather ironic.

This is F-ing hilarious. While I agree a wedding is not a good field trip, just reading the reactions is a good time.

GrahamKennedy wrote:at any moment, they might all literally fly up into the sky.

Don't be silly. It's not "at any moment," it's at 12:53 pm (EST) on January 8th, 2011.

And I still can't get one of these right-wingers to explain how mandatory, if subsidized, medical offerings = national helath care.

Mikey wrote:

GrahamKennedy wrote:at any moment, they might all literally fly up into the sky.

Don't be silly. It's not "at any moment," it's at 12:53 pm (EST) on January 8th, 2011.

Where's that coming from?

Well, if you extrapolate from the fact that the universe is 6,000 years old, multiply by the number of vowels in the Book of Revelations, divide by the number of apostles, and then add the cube of the number of times that the word "fish" appears in all the Gospels, you get the exact date and time. See? Clear as day.

Mikey wrote:Well, if you extrapolate from the fact that the universe is 6,000 years old, multiply by the number of vowels in the Book of Revelations, divide by the number of apostles, and then add the cube of the number of times that the word "fish" appears in all the Gospels, you get the exact date and time. See? Clear as day.

Silly me! Why didn't I see it before?!?

You know you could've gone with the good old: : or

Replace "quantum" with "god" and you've got it.

GrahamKennedy wrote:There's a forum I browse sometimes for the comedy value, the Rapture Ready forum. I was reading a discussion about politics last night. They are NOT happy about Obama. Largely because he "has muslim influences", whatever that means, and he "is a Marxist", and "wants to kill babies".

Jeeeez.

A blog I watch occationally answered why people think Obama is a baby killer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1SrQiHHPAk

Lol, on the Rapture Ready forum they were talking about the Incredible Hulk movie. One guy kicked off his post with "What I think is sad about the comic book movies even though I love them is that they have taken the place of the true hero Jesus Christ and his sacrifice on the cross..."

Says it all, really.

GrahamKennedy wrote:Lol, on the Rapture Ready forum they were talking about the Incredible Hulk movie. One guy kicked off his post with "What I think is sad about the comic book movies even though I love them is that they have taken the place of the true hero Jesus Christ and his sacrifice on the cross..."

Says it all, really.

A-ha! He even admits it! One of the rollers is actually saying that Jesus is only supposed to be a couple hours' worth of entertainment on occasion!

Hulk would kick Jesus' ass.

Meeting people like that in person is always fun, they get angry so fast.

Teaos wrote:Meeting people like that in person is always fun, they get angry so fast.

Good thing they can't turn into the Hulk then, eh?

Or into Jesus.

Tsukiyumi wrote:

Hulk would kick Jesus' ass.

Now, now Tsu, remember the forum rules - no versus debates between fictional universes.