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Unfortunately...true

Which is why I didn't explain it to Graham for 5 years, that and the fact it's not the kind of joke you explain to a 10 year old.

so, how much older than Graham are you Ian?

4 years...

see for some reason I always though you were the younger.

Lt. Staplic wrote:see for some reason I always though you were the younger.

But certainly Spock seems more mature than Kirk!

Tis because Spock is several years Kirks senior.

see I never looked at it that way, I saw it as Kirk was the captain in command, spok was the first officer and could only take command in the absence of the captain.

I was born in 1965 and Graham in 1969.

wow, same year as the moon landing

Yup, he came close to being called Neil.

Five Surgeons
Five surgeons from big cities are
discussing who makes the best patients
to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York , says,
'I like to see accountants on
my operating table because when you open
them up, everything inside
is numbered.'

The second, from Chicago , responds,
'Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is
color coded.'

The third surgeon, from Dallas , says,
'No, I really think librarians
are the best, everything inside them is
in alphabetical order.'

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles
chi me s in: 'You know, I like
construction workers. Those guys always
understand when you have
a few parts left over.'

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington ,
DC shut them all up when he
observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians
are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no
brains and no spine, and the
head and the ass are interchangeable

Good one, and so very true.