The Joke Thread
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Huh???
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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I don't get it either, Mark. Must be an exclusive and/or Jew joke.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Yeah, that's gotta be it.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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That really somes it up."All this has happened before --"
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
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I was told that joke by Ian when I was 10. I didn't work out why it is funny until I was 15. When I cracked it, I laughed my ass off for half an hour straight.
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Hmmm.....think you can spare us the five years of contemplation, as explain it to us?
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Friend of mine thinks thats the funniest joke ever, I got him to explain it to me as I thought i'd missed something. Its not my favorite but each to their own.
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mind shedding some light?
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Wow, I got it immediately. Go figure. 
Let me help you slow folks: Where's = wears.
Clearer now?
Let me help you slow folks: Where's = wears.
Clearer now?
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ya, I'm either still missing something or that just isn't very funny in my opinion.
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It's wearing the soap down because she's clearly using it on...
Never mind. If you have to explain a joke, it ceases being funny. 
Never mind. If you have to explain a joke, it ceases being funny.
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I got it after a few minutes, thought it was pretty funny.
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Thanks for the help from us folks who have to wear helmets to breakfast.
OK, it was amusing, but not earth-shattering.
OK, it was amusing, but not earth-shattering.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Alas, true. After the explination, it DID get a chuckle, but my pants are still quite dry. 
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Yes, but that would be true of any joke you have ever had explained to you. Basically, if you don't get it on your own it's not going to be as funny. 
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