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Coalition wrote: ↑Sat Dec 14, 2024 4:39 pm

RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote: ↑Tue Dec 03, 2024 7:49 pm Funny and timely!

Well, better get your shopping done quick, according to my Advent calendar there are only three more days until Christmas.

Another good one. Fortunately, my shopping is done.

Loki: "Thor, there is one thing about you I envy more than anything else."
Thor: "Just one?"
Loki: "The key one. What I envy most of all is that your brother is smarter than my brother."
Thor: "Well, these things do happen."
(a few minutes later)
Thor: "LOKI!!!!"

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I wandered into a forest that gave random pronouns and wound up touching some poison ivy. That made me it/she.

A reporter once asked Rob Zombie how he makes his famous cupcakes. Rob responded:
EGGS, milk, and flour
BAKE for half an hour
FROST with the back of my SPATULA!

Coalition wrote: ↑Fri Feb 14, 2025 12:42 am A reporter once asked Rob Zombie how he makes his famous cupcakes. Rob responded:
EGGS, milk, and flour
BAKE for half an hour
FROST with the back of my SPATULA!

I sang that.