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There are two things I hate in life. Racists and the Dutch.
What does defeat mean to you?

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Post by Mikey »

The Dutch?

Don't tell me. I don't want to know.
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Post by Sionnach Glic »

Do tell me. I want to know why. :)
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Post by shran »

Teaos, what did I and the other 16 million people in the country I live in do to you that makes you hate us so much?
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Post by Monroe »

Guys its a joke from Austin Powers!
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Oh, I get it now. :)
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Oh, I get it now. :)
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Teaos wrote:There are two things I hate in life. Racists and the Dutch.
The only thing I seriously hate in life is MISERABLE OLD PEOPLE A*(£"$& )("£*$& )("*£&$ )"(£$
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Post by Thorin »

Mikey wrote:The Dutch?

Don't tell me. I don't want to know.
Rochey wrote:Do tell me. I want to know why.
WHOOOOSHHH

(If you don't get what whoosh means, then it means the joke going over your head. In which case, whoosh again for not getting whoosh. Repeat ad infinum.)
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Post by Sionnach Glic »

Yes, yes, I know. :oops:
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Post by Mikey »

Hmmm... I remember the joke about carnies, but not one about the Dutch. Can everyone do me a favor, and re-use jokes from more memorable films?
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Post by Sionnach Glic »

Can everyone do me a favor, and re-use jokes from more memorable films?
"How 'bout no, you crazy Dutch bastard?"

I think that was the line. :)
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Post by Mikey »

Ah. Quoting correctly certainly helps jog the memory.
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Earth needs a REAL pandemic.
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Post by mwhittington »

Yeah, I believe that one race or religion can be just as stupid as another.
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