French man ordered to pay damages for not having enough sex

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Re: French man ordered to pay damages for not having enough

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GrahamKennedy wrote:I wonder what would happen if the guy had stood up and said "Now that the court has ruled that my ex-wife is actually a 40 Euro a time whore, I'd like to pay for another couple of lays, for old time's sake."

Nothing good, I expect. :)
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It would probably be a little more on-topic if he had said, "Your honor, give her a spin yourself - she's not even worth half that!"
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That's if it was just once a month. If the judge was thinking twice a month or once a week it gets even uglier... or she does. Either way works I guess.
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Couldn't he have argued that the sex was so bad, she should have paid him????
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Re: French man ordered to pay damages for not having enough

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Mark wrote:Couldn't he have argued that the sex was so bad, she should have paid him????
Nice.

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