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Mark wrote:For all of you who don't know, I spent nearly an entire semester total in detention at the Christian High School I attended for asking questions.
I take it the faculty didn't appreciate you not falling in line with the brainwashed sheep eh?
Not at all. It seems that "Why" is a question your not supposed to ask in school. :confused:

Mark wrote:For all of you who don't know, I spent nearly an entire semester total in detention at the Christian High School I attended for asking questions.
I'd imagine there would be a fair bit of disagreement between Christian educators and a Jewish student. :lol:[/quote]

I DID tell you I got to spend two weeks in detention for arguing with a teacher right? I said something and he muttered "Dirty Jew or Damned Jew" or somesuch. I asked what the guy on his cross was, a Jew or Gentile.

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His name was Eric Von Meter.........jus sayin'
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Back when I was in secondary school, I got kicked out of religion class for arguing with the teacher. Ah, the good old days.
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Mark wrote:For all of you who don't know, I spent nearly an entire semester total in detention at the Christian High School I attended for asking questions.
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Sionnach Glic wrote:Back when I was in secondary school, I got kicked out of religion class for arguing with the teacher. Ah, the good old days.
Since we seem to be into school reminisces, there was one time I managed to piss off the female half of the class, including the teacher, by describing Emmeline Pankhurst as "the Osama bin Laden of the early 20th century". Didn't quite get kicked out, but the spluttering and foul looks I got were pretty funny. :lol:
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The only thing I got in trouble for was telling my teacher that archangel was not pronounced archway. At least, thats all I can remember.
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Captain Seafort wrote:
Sionnach Glic wrote:Back when I was in secondary school, I got kicked out of religion class for arguing with the teacher. Ah, the good old days.
Since we seem to be into school reminisces, there was one time I managed to piss off the female half of the class, including the teacher, by describing Emmeline Pankhurst as "the Osama bin Laden of the early 20th century". Didn't quite get kicked out, but the spluttering and foul looks I got were pretty funny. :lol:
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Seems teachers of yester-year seemed to want "yes-men" more so than "students".
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Mark wrote:Seems teachers of yester-year seemed to want "yes-men" more so than "students".
They still want that. They just can't call you out on it as easily when you disagree with them.
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Mark wrote:Seems teachers of yester-year seemed to want "yes-men" more so than "students".
Fixed ;)
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Threre's enough hypocrisy to go around all sides of the argument Lighhawk. Pieces of the "Ark" from Ararat have been showing up since what, the late fifties, early sixties? It got a big boost with that "CIA" aerial photograph of a "boat shaped shadow under the ice" on the mountain.
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Vic wrote:Threre's enough hypocrisy to go around all sides of the argument Lighhawk. Pieces of the "Ark" from Ararat have been showing up since what, the late fifties, early sixties? It got a big boost with that "CIA" aerial photograph of a "boat shaped shadow under the ice" on the mountain.
Wait, there's CIA pictures? Maybe I can work that into my Dresden File fic... :lol:
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The picture was published, so it is out there somewhere.
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Mark wrote:Seems teachers of yester-year seemed to want "yes-men" more so than "students".
Thankfully, I've not had the misfortune of running into such "teachers". I can't stand people twisting facts to try and promote their chose ideology.
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