Can't go to Pandora? Kill yourself!

[Tsukiyumi]

I.e., saying that we should all be more like the Na'vi is one thing; saying that I want to relocate to Pandora - in the sense that such a thing were actually possible - is quite another.

Wait, we can't actually go to Pandora!?

[Tyyr]

Cross posted because I'm lazy:

These people have no idea what depression's really like...

But seriously, if Hollywood made a movie claiming (insert name here) is some sort of divine being, then people probably would start believing it. There's real hope for humanity when people contemplate suicide after seeing a great movie

*Sarcastic mode off*

What's even more depressing is that people are threatening suicide after seeing a mediocre movie.

well yeah. a lot of furries got depressed because they can't have Zoe Saladane as they're own personal blue catgirl thing.

Guess that makes me a furry then, who knew? Course with her being ten foot tall and all the phrase "hotdog down a hallway" comes to mind.

None of that has anything on these loons, http://community.livejournal.com/totheh ... 4473#t4473.

"This is the first community on the internet for Na'vi 'Kin - those who are Na'vi in human form. Be it reincarnated Na'vi, Na'vi on a mental level, or spiritual Na'vi, we have one thing in common - we are Na'vi, truly, in our hearts and at our cores.

The aim of We Are Na'vi is to provide a safe environment for Na'vi 'Kin to gather and talk. I am the first, but undoubtedly not the last. When more Awaken to their true selves and have the Realization they will doubtless seek out a place to call home and be themselves. We Are Na'vi is that place."

This is so stupid its physically painful to read. Therefore I quoted it in an effort to make others suffer.

[stitch626]

Be it reincarnated Na'vi, Na'vi on a mental level, or spiritual Na'vi, we have one thing in common - we are Na'vi, truly, in our hearts and at our cores.

That made me cry... with laughter.

[RK_Striker_JK_5]

God, I think I'll write an aside that Pandora was assimilated by the Borg in 'Gone Before' at this point...

[Sionnach Glic]

Jesus Christ.....it's an entire community of Blackstars!

Man, now I'm hoping that Pandora gets turned into a radioactive ball of rock in the next movie, purely to kill the stupidity before it starts spreading.

[Sionnach Glic]

Oh, and a comment on that link I just had to post for the unintentional hilarity.

I'm a contherianthrope, bipedal wolf and manta ray. These are conclusions I have come to after years of tormenting myself, soulsearching and seeking the guidance of others.

[snip]

If you want to reconnect, live on a farm - learn to hunt with a bow, don't pretend you're something you're not.

I'm sad to see what people do.

Emphasis mine. Seriously....

[RK_Striker_JK_5]

Sionnach, you get the gravity bombs. I'll rustle us up some sort of WH 40K starship and we'll go... blowing it up.

Who's with us?

[Sionnach Glic]

Crusade! Purge the xenos!

[RK_Striker_JK_5]

Since I know... almost nothing about WH, I'll leave the organization up to you, Sionnach.

[Sionnach Glic]

Don't worry, there's not much work to be done. Just stand on the bridge of a sufficiently big starships and yell "Exterminatus!"

Yup, that jungle world'll burn nicely. 8)

[RK_Striker_JK_5]

I can do that...

Exterminatus, Pandora!

[stitch626]

Lets first ship these people there. We don't want that kind of stupidity flowing through the gene pool.

[Mikey]

Lets first ship these people there. We don't want that kind of stupidity flowing through the gene pool.

Beat me to it. Maybe the whales will send a subspace message to these wingnuts as to how to get themselves to Pandora in time for a good virus-bombing.

[Lt. Staplic]

[Vic]

Don't worry, there's not much work to be done. Just stand on the bridge of a sufficiently big starships and yell "Exterminatus!"

Yup, that jungle world'll burn nicely. 8)

Retribution class BB.....