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Yeah, true, then again, finding 2 people having sex in a dumpster isn't the first thing that comes to mind either...

Cpl Kendall wrote:That isn't something you can reasonably predict though.

Can't plan for everything.

I can only imagine the conversation that lead up to that robbing.

"You hear something in that dumpster?"
"You know, now that you mention it..."
"Holy shit, there's two people screwing in there!"
"No way!"
"See for yourself."
"Well shit...dare you to rob them."
"While they're having sex?"
"Double dare you."
"Man, if they are low enough to do it in a dumpster, you really think they'll have anything valuable?"
"Double dog dare you."
"...shit, alright, watch my back."

Lighthawk wrote:I can only imagine the conversation that lead up to that robbing.

"You hear something in that dumpster?"
"You know, now that you mention it..."
"Holy s**t, there's two people screwing in there!"
"No way!"
"See for yourself."
"Well s**t...dare you to rob them."
"While they're having sex?"
"Double dare you."
"Man, if they are low enough to do it in a dumpster, you really think they'll have anything valuable?"
"Double dog dare you."
"...s**t, alright, watch my back."

That's probably word for word what happened actually...

Lighthawk wrote:I can only imagine the conversation that lead up to that robbing.

"You hear something in that dumpster?"
"You know, now that you mention it..."
"Holy s**t, there's two people screwing in there!"
"No way!"
"See for yourself."
"Well s**t...dare you to rob them."
"While they're having sex?"
"Double dare you."
"Man, if they are low enough to do it in a dumpster, you really think they'll have anything valuable?"
"Double dog dare you."
"...s**t, alright, watch my back."

Nice complex reaction there, Foxx.

Tyyr wrote:

Mikey wrote:

Tyyr wrote:How low can your standards be if you're willing to screw in a dumpster?

IDK... you have kids, too - you know what it's like trying to get some privacy.

I do, but I still have some standards. I'd be too busy gagging from the smell to be able to perform.

Hey, you never know what people are into. I mean if outdoor sex and watersports are your things than a dumpster might be a solid location.

Besides... if I had a nickel for every time I was accosted a kinfepoint while having sex...

Christ, I can barely stand to be within ten feet of a dumpster. I feel like washing my hands for 3 hours after I've had to toss something in one.

Mikey wrote:Besides... if I had a nickel for every time I was accosted a kinfepoint while having sex...

See, I'm not used to being on that end of the knife.

Mikey wrote:Besides... if I had a nickel for every time I was accosted a kinfepoint while having sex...

I think he may never get that nickel...

Tyyr wrote:

Mikey wrote:Besides... if I had a nickel for every time I was accosted a kinfepoint while having sex...

See, I'm not used to being on that end of the knife.

Why? Do you have a habit of accosting people with a knife while they're having sex?

*note to self: NO public encounters in Florida*

Nick was right!

Lighthawk wrote:I can only imagine the conversation that lead up to that robbing.

"You hear something in that dumpster?"
"You know, now that you mention it..."
"Holy s**t, there's two people screwing in there!"
"No way!"
"See for yourself."
"Well s**t...dare you to rob them."
"While they're having sex?"
"Double dare you."
"Man, if they are low enough to do it in a dumpster, you really think they'll have anything valuable?"
"Double dog dare you."
"...s**t, alright, watch my back."

Busting f*cking gut right now



DUDE..... There is nothing wrong with getting down n' dirty, but this is f'n ridiculous.

And as for the two fogeys, really..... you would think they would know better. They'll be dead before their parole hearing.:duh:

Uzume wrote:DUDE..... There is nothing wrong with getting down n' dirty...

You know that's getting filed away in my mental vault, right?