Re: How would you like to go outside and see this???
Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 8:46 pm
More like a cap-gun, I'd presume. 
No, that would be the .25 or .380.Rochey wrote:More like a cap-gun, I'd presume.
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Re: How would you like to go outside and see this???
Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:46 pm
Re: How would you like to go outside and see this???
Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 10:03 pm
In a related story (because it involved the police and an animal), our college Calc II class once spent a VERY entertaining 20 minutes watching two city police officers attempt to wrangle a goose into their nearby police cruiser. The officers did end up winning (it either couldn't or wouldn't attempt to fly), but I would have been loathe to be the poor sucker who had to clean out the backseat of that car.
(I went to Moo-U in Wisconsin. These things happen)
(I went to Moo-U in Wisconsin. These things happen)
Re: How would you like to go outside and see this???
Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 11:34 pm
Did they choke the chicken....er goose?
Re: How would you like to go outside and see this???
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:44 am
Geese are mean bastards.
Re: How would you like to go outside and see this???
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:47 am
Yes. Yes they are. So are swans. Stuck up bastards.
Re: How would you like to go outside and see this???
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 2:22 pm
I saw a swan dick a ducks arse once over a loaf of bread. Also seen a Duck kill a seagull when it tried to attack its ducklings.
Re: How would you like to go outside and see this???
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 2:38 pm
Hmmm... speaking of sucks and gulls:
I know a gentleman who was employed as a warden for the state Dept. of Fish and Wildlife - he checked hunting licenses, enforced kill limits, etc., down the shore near where I live. Two guys came from an urban area in the central part of our state, rented a rowboat, and set off for the sedge islands in the bay for some duck hunting - licenses, weapons restrictions, everything else was in order. The guys came back to check in with a full sack of kills in a VERY short period of time. They informed the warden that they had a sack full of ducks, and that he was welcome to do a count.
Upon inspecting the contacts of the sack, he had to regretfully inform the two guys that they had, in fact, a sack full of sea gulls.
I know a gentleman who was employed as a warden for the state Dept. of Fish and Wildlife - he checked hunting licenses, enforced kill limits, etc., down the shore near where I live. Two guys came from an urban area in the central part of our state, rented a rowboat, and set off for the sedge islands in the bay for some duck hunting - licenses, weapons restrictions, everything else was in order. The guys came back to check in with a full sack of kills in a VERY short period of time. They informed the warden that they had a sack full of ducks, and that he was welcome to do a count.
Upon inspecting the contacts of the sack, he had to regretfully inform the two guys that they had, in fact, a sack full of sea gulls.
Re: How would you like to go outside and see this???
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:16 pm
How the hell do you mix those two up? 
Re: How would you like to go outside and see this???
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:32 pm
Teaos wrote:I saw a swan dick a ducks arse once over a loaf of bread. Also seen a Duck kill a seagull when it tried to attack its ducklings.
Shall I comment????
Re: How would you like to go outside and see this???
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:33 pm
Could just be a kinky swan.
Re: How would you like to go outside and see this???
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 11:31 pm
I wonder, was that a frauedian slip there Teaos? 