How would you like to go outside and see this???

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 8:46 pm

More like a cap-gun, I'd presume.

Post by **Tsukiyumi** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:46 pm

Rochey wrote:More like a cap-gun, I'd presume.

No, that would be the .25 or .380.

Shaura · Post by **Shaura** » Tue Aug 04, 2009 10:03 pm

In a related story (because it involved the police and an animal), our college Calc II class once spent a VERY entertaining 20 minutes watching two city police officers attempt to wrangle a goose into their nearby police cruiser. The officers did end up winning (it either couldn't or wouldn't attempt to fly), but I would have been loathe to be the poor sucker who had to clean out the backseat of that car.

(I went to Moo-U in Wisconsin. These things happen)

Mark · Post by **Mark** » Tue Aug 04, 2009 11:34 pm

Did they choke the chicken....er goose?

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:44 am

Geese are mean bastards.

Reliant121 · Post by **Reliant121** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:47 am

Yes. Yes they are. So are swans. Stuck up bastards.

Post by **Teaos** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 2:22 pm

I saw a swan dick a ducks arse once over a loaf of bread. Also seen a Duck kill a seagull when it tried to attack its ducklings.

Post by **Mikey** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 2:38 pm

Hmmm... speaking of sucks and gulls:

I know a gentleman who was employed as a warden for the state Dept. of Fish and Wildlife - he checked hunting licenses, enforced kill limits, etc., down the shore near where I live. Two guys came from an urban area in the central part of our state, rented a rowboat, and set off for the sedge islands in the bay for some duck hunting - licenses, weapons restrictions, everything else was in order. The guys came back to check in with a full sack of kills in a VERY short period of time. They informed the warden that they had a sack full of ducks, and that he was welcome to do a count.

Upon inspecting the contacts of the sack, he had to regretfully inform the two guys that they had, in fact, a sack full of sea gulls.

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:16 pm

How the hell do you mix those two up?

Mark · Post by **Mark** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:32 pm

Teaos wrote:I saw a swan dick a ducks arse once over a loaf of bread. Also seen a Duck kill a seagull when it tried to attack its ducklings.

Shall I comment????

Tyyr · Post by **Tyyr** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:33 pm

Could just be a kinky swan.

Mark · Post by **Mark** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 11:31 pm

I wonder, was that a frauedian slip there Teaos?

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