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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:45 pm
by Captain Seafort
Only half?
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:49 pm
by Granitehewer
sad, to think, that i actually sympathised with Dubaya when he cut his cheek open, after collapsing due to choking on a pretzel, if only i had a time machine...
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:52 pm
by Aaron
Just think of the possibilities if Dubya had actually passed away from that pretzel and Cheney had carried on as Pres.
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:56 pm
by Sionnach Glic
Only half?
Of course. Think of all the fortunate third world inhabitants that never heard of him.
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:59 pm
by Granitehewer
If Cheney, the hawk of hawks, had replaced Dubaya, wouldn't we brits actually be, carpet bombed for being 'unamerican' and thus 'possibly a communist', or a 'heathen' ?
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 9:05 pm
by Captain Seafort
Granitehewer wrote:If Cheney, the hawk of hawks, had replaced Dubaya, wouldn't we brits actually be, carpet bombed for being 'unamerican' and thus 'possibly a communist', or a 'heathen' ?
Doubt it. The Republicans needed all the poodles they could get to try and legitimise their war (and all the "allies" they could get to spread the blame across when it all went pear-shaped). New Labour fitted the bill perfectly.
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 9:26 pm
by Monroe
Rochey wrote:I think half the planet agrees with you there...
I think its 73% by the current polls
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:32 pm
by Sionnach Glic
Pfft.
Every one knows that 85% of all statistics are completely made up.
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:37 pm
by celeritas
Rochey wrote:Pfft.
Every one knows that 85% of all statistics are completely made up.
![Razz :P](./images/smilies/icon_razz.gif)
i though the figure was 99% =p </sarcasm>
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:43 pm
by Captain Seafort
celeritas wrote:Rochey wrote:Pfft.
Every one knows that 85% of all statistics are completely made up.
![Razz :P](./images/smilies/icon_razz.gif)
i though the figure was 99% =p </sarcasm>
No, no, no, you're both wrong
It's 75.6%.
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:23 pm
by Mikey
The fact is, Cheney wouldn't bomb anyone. He might have liked to, if he took over the presidency, but having three heart attacks per week leaves little time for anything else (besides pandering to your big oil comapny buddies... did I say that?
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:58 pm
by Aaron
Cheney probably would be impeached because he lacks even the "I'm a simple country bumpkin" charisma that Bush has.
Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 1:08 pm
by Mikey
Don't underestimate Cheney's force of personality... who else could shoot someone in the face and have THEM apologize for it?
Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 2:05 pm
by Granitehewer
yes...i thought that the senator was a.........partridge...........yes........thats right...........a partridge
Well it might have been another rank of official, and a quail or grouse or pheasant, but still.........................COME ON!!
Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 7:54 am
by Monroe
Mikey wrote:Don't underestimate Cheney's force of personality... who else could shoot someone in the face and have THEM apologize for it?
The mob?