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Re: Barry Manilow to be used against mall rats
Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 2:35 pm
by Aaron
I take it this is the cheaper option then just hiring a guy to throw them out.
Re: Barry Manilow to be used against mall rats
Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 2:47 pm
by Granitehewer
compromise and use sonic warfare, invite richard machowicz or however you spell mr future weapons, down for the day.
reminds me of 'Dune' now.....
Re: Barry Manilow to be used against mall rats
Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 3:19 pm
by Mikey
shran wrote:What may really set them off is a string quartet. not something pleasant, but one bordering on vertiuosity, with each of the instruments vying for attention. it irritates me slightly, and I know that those people ususally can't stand classical music. Then again, they may get even more aggressive by this.
Play Schoenberg. They'll be able to close the mall by 10:00 am.
Re: Barry Manilow to be used against mall rats
Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 4:02 pm
by shran
To really achieve that effect, i'd take something more intense, like contemporary Japanese music, toru takemitsu and the like.
Re: Barry Manilow to be used against mall rats
Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 4:20 pm
by Granitehewer
riki, is by far the better element in contemporary japanese music, he's the dude
Re: Barry Manilow to be used against mall rats
Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 6:36 pm
by Mark
Kenny G. Hands down. Hell, he makes ME want to cut my own throat!
Re: Barry Manilow to be used against mall rats
Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 12:32 am
by RK_Striker_JK_5
Yanni?
Re: Barry Manilow to be used against mall rats
Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 3:44 am
by Tsukiyumi
RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:Yanni?
Good one. *shudder*
Re: Barry Manilow to be used against mall rats
Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 4:30 pm
by Mikey
RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:Yanni?
They want to scare the kids, not make them commit seppuku.
Re: Barry Manilow to be used against mall rats
Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 8:14 pm
by kostmayer
Seppuku? Most kids these days don't even know how to use a table knife.
Re: Barry Manilow to be used against mall rats
Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 8:26 pm
by Mark
Or any other kind of silverware either
