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Captain Picard's Hair wrote:What's all the fuss over, anyway (outside of DITL)? It's only a free, er... reproductive health screening. :mrgreen:
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Anyone else find it highly amusing that a company from a country regarded as historicaly very religious is putting out this offer?
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Rochey wrote:Anyone else find it highly amusing that a company from a country regarded as historicaly very religious is putting out this offer?
Not really, most of the Western countries that were highly religious or have a state religion are the most reasonable of them all.
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And the US which was founded as a secular government is infested with religious wackos.
Funny world, isn't it?
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Religion is at odds with reproductive health screenings? That's a valuable public service, like AIDS screenings in urban areas! 8)

On that note, the one serious concern is that they use safe practices. I'm sure they wouldn't dare do it otherwise, of course, so that shouldn't be a problem.
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Rochey wrote:And the US which was founded as a secular government is infested with religious wackos.
Funny world, isn't it?
Indeed. Though in defence of the US, most of the original colonies were founded by religious chuckleheads fleeing England because they were too extreme.
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Captain Picard's Hair wrote:Religion is at odds with reproductive health screenings? That's a valuable public service, like AIDS screenings in urban areas! 8)

On that note, the one serious concern is that they use safe practices. I'm sure they wouldn't dare do it otherwise, of course, so that shouldn't be a problem.
I can't tell if your serious or not. But yes it is, it leads to premartial sex, abortion, broken homes and divorce. Though given that the ones with the massive divorce rate are religious it doesn't say much. :roll:
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I think spinning at as a "health screening" tips off that I'm half joking.

Ironically, one reason for the religious freedom precedent in America is the fact that so many of the founders were religious "outcasts."
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Captain Picard's Hair wrote:I think spinning at as a "health screening" tips off that I'm half joking.
It can be hard to tell on a BBS. My apologies.
Ironically, one reason for the religious freedom precedent in America is the fact that so many of the founders were religious "outcasts."
Too bad it never really worked out huh?
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And the fact that there were so many different sects of religion that they had to make them seperate from government.
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Teaos wrote:And the fact that there were so many different sects of religion that they had to make them seperate from government.
Yeah that too.
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And that most of the later entries considered folks like the Puritans to be as nuts as the Brits did.
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Mikey wrote:And that most of the later entries considered folks like the Puritans to be as nuts as the Brits did.
I don't blame them, especially if they found out that they all almost died because they figured gawd would supply food rather than them looking for it. Good thing the First Nations were there to "help".
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Funny thing is, G-d DID provide everything they needed - they were just too lazy to go pick it, hunt it, or cultivate it.
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Mikey wrote:Funny thing is, G-d DID provide everything they needed - they were just too lazy to go pick it, hunt it, or cultivate it.
:lol: I wonder who provided the motivation to begin raping stuff of the Natives after they saved their bacon?
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