The Six-Million Dollar Bird

[Mikey]

Actually, I guess I am... my dog has killed a number of frogs, moles, and possums that have ventured into our back yard. But does that count as hunting or as homeland defense?

[Aaron]

Actually, I guess I am... my dog has killed a number of frogs, moles, and possums that have ventured into our back yard. But does that count as hunting or as homeland defense?

Hmm, definitely hunting. I mean you can eat all those.

[Mikey]

You can eat moles? You'd have to have about thirty to make one meal.

[Aaron]

You can eat moles? You'd have to have about thirty to make one meal.

Yeah. Same with squirrels, though there's not enough wandering through my yard to have a meal.

[Teaos]

the only animal I've killed is chippy the wonder chipmunk.

YOU BAST*RD!!

[Aaron]

YOU BAST*RD!!

*meh* My g/f' (at the time) father had poisoned him. He was probably grateful for the shovel to the head.

[Mikey]

So you euthanized a chipmunk. Dr. Earl Kevorkian - Jack's little brother turned veterinarian.

[Teaos]

Isnt a shovel slightly overkill for a squirrel?

[Aaron]

Isnt a shovel slightly overkill for a squirrel?

All that was on hand was a shovel or a mattock. Could have used my sandals I suppose.

[Mikey]

"It's got great... fangs...!"

Sorry... been too long since a Monty Python reference.