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The timid girls are usually the most fun ones once you get to know them.

Sticks and stones will break my bones but whips and chains do please me.

Teaos wrote:The timid girls are usually the most fun ones once you get to know them.

Sticks and stones will break my bones but whips and chains do please me.

That's pretty much what I meant.

Teaos wrote:A public panic.

Anyone else remember about 10 years ago when every parent was afraid their child was going to "rainbow" parties.

10 years? I think Oprah is still going on about it.

I havent heard of rainbow parties around here for awhile.

Apparently the lattest thing with kids is BBQ parties. Involves putting the girls on the spit and other things...

Teaos wrote:I havent heard of rainbow parties around here for awhile.

Apparently the lattest thing with kids is BBQ parties. Involves putting the girls on the spit and other things...

You must live in fear that your kids might do something someone thinks is wrong, I guess.

See, if I went to one of those parties, I'd be disappointed to find out it wasn't a real barbecue.

kostmayer wrote:See, if I went to one of those parties, I'd be disappointed to find out it wasn't a real barbecue.

You know, I would be too. Besides there's only so many times you can get off before you become useless.

The little blue pill does wonders for any health guy. Cant get it down even with ice and a cheese grater.

Teaos wrote:The little blue pill does wonders for any health guy. Cant get it down even with ice and a cheese grater.

I found it only works about 50% of the time. Everyone's milage varies.

Yeah, but it looks like a Ballpark Frank when in use, don't it? Complete with little beads of sweat!

Don't get one of those pills stuck in your throat, though - you'll have one hell of a stiff neck!

Oh god Mikey...