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Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 1:12 pm
by Teaos
Oh crap... I am so going to jail. I saw a kid walking with her Mum today and smiled and said "Hey"
I didn't just look at them I spoke to them... Oh god I think I hear the police at my door...
Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 1:44 pm
by stitch626
Mikey wrote:I better not go to Maine - I have a three-year-old daughter, and I always watch what she's doing. I thought I was being an attentive parent - I had no idea I was sexually abusing her!
Hahaha!
Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 1:50 pm
by RK_Striker_JK_5
I got it even worse, Teaos. At work Saturday night, I said 'hi' and...
smiled at a child.
Damn, the SWAT team's gonna bust my door down!
Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 1:54 pm
by MetalHead
jesus. whats next, sexual harrassment for staring at the clevage of a las-vegas show girl?
Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 1:55 pm
by Teaos
jesus. whats next, sexual harrassment for staring at the clevage of a las-vegas show girl?
I'm screwed.
Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:52 pm
by shran
I cant help children come talking to me when I'm walking around the village with my tuba! And yes, it actually happens.
Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 4:26 pm
by Jim
Well, I suppose this means that there will be paddy-wagons at every Little League game arresting every single person in attendance. I mean, if it is "illegal" to stare or look at kids...
Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 4:46 pm
by Mikey
shran wrote:I cant help children come talking to me when I'm walking around the village with my tuba! And yes, it actually happens.
The pied piper... er, tuba player!
Seriously, I hope you use a sousaphone, or a bari, or something.
Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 4:51 pm
by shran
It´s not like I have to march around town with it. I have to take lessons on the other side of town. It is in walking distance, but the case of my tuba has wheels which won+t survive such a trip. Therefore, I have a specially constructed cart for that, and it looks more or less like I´m touring the village as if I´m trying to hide a dead body somewhere.
the funny thing is that my mother often says the case smells as if there was a corpse insead of a tuba in there.
Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 4:59 pm
by Mikey
Yeah, you've got to empty that spit valve once in a while.
Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 6:16 pm
by mwhittington
Man, I guess this means I'm going to have to let my 6 and 8 year old kids just walk the 2 miles home across the main busy street instead of picking them up from school! I could inadvertently start watching the kids on the playground and not know it!
Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 6:34 pm
by Mikey
mwhittington wrote:Man, I guess this means I'm going to have to let my 6 and 8 year old kids just walk the 2 miles home across the main busy street instead of picking them up from school! I could inadvertently start watching the kids on the playground and not know it!
You sick bastard.
Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 6:43 pm
by mwhittington
But I didn't mean to be a sick bastard, it just happened that way!
Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:33 pm
by Captain Picard's Hair
The number of times I've "mentally raped" a hot woman... they'll send me to ol' Sparky!
Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:37 pm
by Mikey
That'll be next year, when you won't be allowed to think of certain things.
"Julia! Do it to Julia!"