USS Daystrom Stats

Thorin · Post by **Thorin** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 4:53 pm

ChakatBlackstar wrote:You know I was really thinking of something like just a whoopie cushin, or some itching on his back.

That would probably give you a court martial and you'd be thrown out of Starfleet. But you're getting there!

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 5:28 pm

Blackstar, I'd sincerely advise against taking action against your superior officer.
Or at least, just don't let me find out you did it.

Granitehewer · Post by **Granitehewer** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 5:43 pm

lol deep,that was mint!
Chakat,if you, wish to get the capt back, i suggest you simply seduce him , them dominate his every atom of willpower and drive him to eternal distraction

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 5:52 pm

......
That's not a mental image I particularly wanted.....

Granitehewer · Post by **Granitehewer** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 5:54 pm

rochey,you can do it too,

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 5:55 pm

I'll pass, thanks.

Granitehewer · Post by **Granitehewer** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 5:57 pm

do it, think about the consequences later

Thorin · Post by **Thorin** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 5:58 pm

A homoerotic Tholian attemptingt to seduce his commanding officer.

I'm off thatta way

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 6:05 pm

Yeah, I think I'll follow you...

DarkOmen · Post by **DarkOmen** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 6:06 pm

Thorin wrote:A homoerotic Tholian attemptingt to seduce his commanding officer.

I'm off thatta way

hmm... apparently i should read the preceding contextual posts before reading stuff like this

Granitehewer · Post by **Granitehewer** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 6:14 pm

interspecies homoerotica, isn't a taboo.....nor should it be.........next you'll be confiscating my hamster

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 6:15 pm

Exactly, more fun for everyone.

Granitehewer · Post by **Granitehewer** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 6:16 pm

be gentle...

Post by **Mikey** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 8:10 pm

A homoerotic Tholian attemptingt to seduce his commanding officer.

I apologize for what its about to follow:

Talk about being caught between a rock and a hard place!

(I couldn't resist...

)

Blackstar the Chakat · Mon Oct 01, 2007 8:20 pm

Granitehewer wrote:lol deep,that was mint!
Chakat,if you, wish to get the capt back, i suggest you simply seduce him , them dominate his every atom of willpower and drive him to eternal distraction

Um... I've done that before but I found that there are issues when I leave them. Oh, unless you mean like what human females do to their mates.

Maybe I should enlist the help of the transporter chief.