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McAvoy wrote:I'd like a couch that comes with a fully stocked fridge filled with beer. Push a button and a beer pops up opened and nice and cold.

Isn't that called a "Woman" *Runs*

No then that would be a couch that makes sandwiches and gets you a beer...






*tries outrun Griffin*

CURSE MY SLOW RUNNING SPEED!

As someone once said, you don't have to outrun the bear (or in this case angry wives/girlfriends/female friends if you have any), you just have to outrun your friend.

I can't out-run McAvoy! I'm physically unfit and slightly overweight. And lazy.

Thats sucks dude. I am not exactly in great shape and last time I ran full speed I got maybe half a mile and thought I was having a heart attack.

Maybe I shouldn't smoke when I run.

McAvoy wrote:Maybe I shouldn't smoke when I runrun while you smoke.

Fixed.

While you were busy running away I drank your beer and ate your sandwiches.

Dammit, outwitted by the women-folk again!

Griffin wrote:Dammit, outwitted by the women-folk again!

They were quite tasty too.

Royal where are Stitch and Nic and Bob nowadays?

Teaos wrote:Royal where are Stitch and Nic and Bob nowadays?

Stitch is probably lurking about.

Nick is incredibly busy with college and his business (he has a computer/software/it business (you know, computer stuff) oh and this is a secret --- he sort of has a girlfriend ---

Bob is having ---- issues --- ran away from home once, threatened to run away again, doesn't want to go to church etc. etc. (if I ever get my hands on the f*cking bitch that messed up his head I will f*cking KILL HER)

Any questions?

Oh and Intrepid Princess is engaged, wedding is set for next July.

Give her my regards. I hope Bob comes to his senses, but remember - you can't pin everything on the "f*cking bitch." Unless she shot him up with Special K and kidnapped him, he has the capacity to follow her lead or to deny it.

Nick is incredibly busy with college and his business (he has a computer/software/it business (you know, computer stuff) oh and this is a secret --- he sort of has a girlfriend ---

OOOOOOWWWWW Nic has a Girlfriend..................

Please tell them hi and taunt Nick for us.