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Posted: **Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:59 pm**

My wife tells me I drive her nuts - I tell her, "That's not a drive, that's a five-foot putt."

Posted: **Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:01 pm**

I like that!!!

Posted: **Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:08 pm**

Good one, Mikey. I'll have to remember that.

Posted: **Sat Oct 04, 2008 1:41 am**

I'm sure Mikey has a couple more like that up his sleeve somewhere 8)

Posted: **Sat Oct 04, 2008 1:29 pm**

Good one, Mikey.

Posted: **Sat Oct 04, 2008 3:10 pm**

Thank you! Try the veal, and remember to tip your wait staff.

Posted: **Sat Oct 04, 2008 4:43 pm**

Mmm, veal...

Posted: **Sat Oct 04, 2008 8:58 pm**

Mmmm indeed.

Posted: **Sat Oct 04, 2008 9:22 pm**

My wife sometimes asks me how I can "stand to eat a baby."

I tell her it's easy, 'cause they're yummy.

Posted: **Sat Oct 04, 2008 9:26 pm**

Posted: **Sat Oct 04, 2008 9:32 pm**

"Get in mah belly!!!"

Posted: **Sun Oct 05, 2008 1:44 am**

I was at a jewellery conference thing a few months back and a group of us went out to dinner. I was like the second person to order and got the veal, one of the woman at the table said "How can you eat that sort of thing?"

I said "Cause its pisses PETA off"

Another 4 of them ordered the veal after that.

Posted: **Sun Oct 05, 2008 1:46 am**

I would too, for that very reason.

Posted: **Sun Oct 05, 2008 11:52 am**

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