The Joke Thread

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Mark wrote: :bangwall:
or perhaps: Here it is again? :poke:
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Lame. :P
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Rochey wrote:Lame. :P
Oh definitely. I never said it was a good joke :P
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What's red and smells like blue paint?
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:?
What type of joke is this?
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Um... red paint?
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Ding Ding!
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:roll:
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Okay, that was even lamer than the pervious joke. :|
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Yeah. I'll make it up to you. I promise, I'll find a real zinger.
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Rochey wrote:Okay, that was even lamer than the pervious joke. :|
Funny, I don't remember saying anything. :?











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Nice. I was gonna say something along those lines... though not mentioning me.
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Well, if anyone is pervious around here, it's me. Or Mark. :lol:
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:wave:

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:lol:

What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Lean Beef!

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Ground Beef?

Gah. :lol:
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