GO BIBLE THUMPERS!

In the real world
Sonic Glitch
Rear Admiral
Rear Admiral
Posts: 6026
Joined: Thu May 22, 2008 2:11 am
Location: Any ol' place here on Earth or in space. You pick the century and I'll pick the spot

GO BIBLE THUMPERS!

Post by Sonic Glitch »

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080825/ap_ ... foster_ban

Wonderful Ain't it?

Makes me proud to be an American (where at least I know I'm free{so long as I'm a heteroesexual conservative Christian married couple....and/or white})
"All this has happened before --"
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
Aaron
3 Star Admiral
3 Star Admiral
Posts: 10988
Joined: Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:01 pm
Location: Timepire Mobile Command Centre
Contact:

Re: GO BIBLE THUMPERS!

Post by Aaron »

Wow, way to fuck over all the common-law folk. AMERICA FUCK YEAH! Or rather Arkansas, not that I'm surprised at this mind you.
User avatar
Bryan Moore
Captain
Captain
Posts: 2730
Joined: Sat Jul 14, 2007 4:39 am
Location: Perpetual Summer Camp
Contact:

Re: GO BIBLE THUMPERS!

Post by Bryan Moore »

Fwcking A. The only thing worse than strict catholics are strict southern protestants. Dicks.
Don't you hear my call, though you're many years away, don't you hear me calling you?
Tsukiyumi
4 Star Admiral
4 Star Admiral
Posts: 21747
Joined: Fri Oct 12, 2007 2:38 pm
Location: Forward Torpedo Tube Twenty. Help!
Contact:

Re: GO BIBLE THUMPERS!

Post by Tsukiyumi »

I like this bit:
"Arkansas needs to affirm the importance of married mothers and fathers," Family Council President Jerry Cox said. "We need to publicly affirm the gold standard of rearing children whenever we can. The state standard should be as close to that gold standard of married mom and dad homes as possible."
So, married couples are the "gold standard" of rearing children? Funny, as a child I don't think I would've believed that, with my dad stomping on my mom's head, or waking her up in the middle of the night just to knock her teeth out. How does being married have any bearing on how good a parent someone is?
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
JudgeKing
Lieutenant Commander
Lieutenant Commander
Posts: 1180
Joined: Sat Jul 14, 2007 5:53 am
Location: Somewhere in the universe

Re: GO BIBLE THUMPERS!

Post by JudgeKing »

Prepare the fleet to BDZ/exterminatus/destroy Little Rock in response to this atrocity of civil rights!
There is not a problem in this world that can't be solved without the proper application of a sufficient number of thermonuclear ordnance.
Aaron
3 Star Admiral
3 Star Admiral
Posts: 10988
Joined: Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:01 pm
Location: Timepire Mobile Command Centre
Contact:

Re: GO BIBLE THUMPERS!

Post by Aaron »

Tsukiyumi wrote:
So, married couples are the "gold standard" of rearing children? Funny, as a child I don't think I would've believed that, with my dad stomping on my mom's head, or waking her up in the middle of the night just to knock her teeth out. How does being married have any bearing on how good a parent someone is?
It only matters that your a Christian and married, we'll just ignore all those stats pointing out their divorce and crime rates....
User avatar
Teaos
4 Star Admiral
4 Star Admiral
Posts: 15380
Joined: Tue Jul 17, 2007 4:00 am
Commendations: The Daystrom Award
Location: Behind you!

Re: GO BIBLE THUMPERS!

Post by Teaos »

But if we let gay people raise kids the kids might grow up open minded to other ways of life, we cant have that.
What does defeat mean to you?

Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
Aaron
3 Star Admiral
3 Star Admiral
Posts: 10988
Joined: Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:01 pm
Location: Timepire Mobile Command Centre
Contact:

Re: GO BIBLE THUMPERS!

Post by Aaron »

Teaos wrote:But if we let gay people raise kids the kids might grow up open minded to other ways of life, we cant have that.
Of course not! Didn't you know that all gays think and act the same way? Why their children might vote Democrat, be athiests, have abortions or *gasp* be gay! :roll:
Tsukiyumi
4 Star Admiral
4 Star Admiral
Posts: 21747
Joined: Fri Oct 12, 2007 2:38 pm
Location: Forward Torpedo Tube Twenty. Help!
Contact:

Re: GO BIBLE THUMPERS!

Post by Tsukiyumi »

Teaos wrote:But if we let gay people raise kids the kids might grow up open minded to other ways of life, we cant have that.
Of course not. If the next generation of Christians aren't indoctrinated properly, they might stop giving ministers expensive cars, and enough money to convert sports stadiums into churches (Lakewood Church).
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
Aaron
3 Star Admiral
3 Star Admiral
Posts: 10988
Joined: Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:01 pm
Location: Timepire Mobile Command Centre
Contact:

Re: GO BIBLE THUMPERS!

Post by Aaron »

Tsukiyumi wrote:
Of course not. If the next generation of Christians aren't indoctrinated properly, they might stop giving ministers expensive cars, and enough money to convert sports stadiums into churches (Lakewood Church).
Ahh televangilists, didn't those clowns learn anything from Jim Bakker?
Last edited by Aaron on Tue Aug 26, 2008 1:33 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Tsukiyumi
4 Star Admiral
4 Star Admiral
Posts: 21747
Joined: Fri Oct 12, 2007 2:38 pm
Location: Forward Torpedo Tube Twenty. Help!
Contact:

Re: GO BIBLE THUMPERS!

Post by Tsukiyumi »

Apparently not.

:[

That's what I think of Lakewood Church. :evil:
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
Sionnach Glic
4 Star Admiral
4 Star Admiral
Posts: 26014
Joined: Fri Jul 13, 2007 10:58 pm
Location: Poblacht na hÉireann, Baile Átha Cliath

Re: GO BIBLE THUMPERS!

Post by Sionnach Glic »

I say we nuke the site from orbit.
"You've all been selected for this mission because you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis! Welcome to Operation MindFuck!"
User avatar
Teaos
4 Star Admiral
4 Star Admiral
Posts: 15380
Joined: Tue Jul 17, 2007 4:00 am
Commendations: The Daystrom Award
Location: Behind you!

Re: GO BIBLE THUMPERS!

Post by Teaos »

Thats your answer to everything :P
What does defeat mean to you?

Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
Sionnach Glic
4 Star Admiral
4 Star Admiral
Posts: 26014
Joined: Fri Jul 13, 2007 10:58 pm
Location: Poblacht na hÉireann, Baile Átha Cliath

Re: GO BIBLE THUMPERS!

Post by Sionnach Glic »

Anything worth doing is worth doing with large amounts of nuclear warheads.
"You've all been selected for this mission because you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis! Welcome to Operation MindFuck!"
User avatar
Reliant121
3 Star Admiral
3 Star Admiral
Posts: 12263
Joined: Thu Jul 26, 2007 5:00 pm

Re: GO BIBLE THUMPERS!

Post by Reliant121 »

Cpl Kendall wrote:
Teaos wrote:But if we let gay people raise kids the kids might grow up open minded to other ways of life, we cant have that.
Of course not! Didn't you know that all gays think and act the same way? Why their children might vote Democrat, be athiests, have abortions or *gasp* be gay! :roll:
OH GOD!!! I feel so ashamed! To even consider fathering a child with -gasps and falls back- another man! I think i may be ill with my sinning!


pfft get real. :P
Post Reply