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Makes me proud to be an American (where at least I know I'm free{so long as I'm a heteroesexual conservative Christian married couple....and/or white})
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Makes me proud to be an American (where at least I know I'm free{so long as I'm a heteroesexual conservative Christian married couple....and/or white})
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Wow, way to fuck over all the common-law folk. AMERICA FUCK YEAH! Or rather Arkansas, not that I'm surprised at this mind you.
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Fwcking A. The only thing worse than strict catholics are strict southern protestants. Dicks.
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I like this bit:
So, married couples are the "gold standard" of rearing children? Funny, as a child I don't think I would've believed that, with my dad stomping on my mom's head, or waking her up in the middle of the night just to knock her teeth out. How does being married have any bearing on how good a parent someone is?"Arkansas needs to affirm the importance of married mothers and fathers," Family Council President Jerry Cox said. "We need to publicly affirm the gold standard of rearing children whenever we can. The state standard should be as close to that gold standard of married mom and dad homes as possible."
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Prepare the fleet to BDZ/exterminatus/destroy Little Rock in response to this atrocity of civil rights!
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It only matters that your a Christian and married, we'll just ignore all those stats pointing out their divorce and crime rates....Tsukiyumi wrote:
So, married couples are the "gold standard" of rearing children? Funny, as a child I don't think I would've believed that, with my dad stomping on my mom's head, or waking her up in the middle of the night just to knock her teeth out. How does being married have any bearing on how good a parent someone is?
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But if we let gay people raise kids the kids might grow up open minded to other ways of life, we cant have that.
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Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
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Of course not! Didn't you know that all gays think and act the same way? Why their children might vote Democrat, be athiests, have abortions or *gasp* be gay!Teaos wrote:But if we let gay people raise kids the kids might grow up open minded to other ways of life, we cant have that.
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Of course not. If the next generation of Christians aren't indoctrinated properly, they might stop giving ministers expensive cars, and enough money to convert sports stadiums into churches (Lakewood Church).Teaos wrote:But if we let gay people raise kids the kids might grow up open minded to other ways of life, we cant have that.
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Ahh televangilists, didn't those clowns learn anything from Jim Bakker?Tsukiyumi wrote:
Of course not. If the next generation of Christians aren't indoctrinated properly, they might stop giving ministers expensive cars, and enough money to convert sports stadiums into churches (Lakewood Church).
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Apparently not.
That's what I think of Lakewood Church.
That's what I think of Lakewood Church.
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I say we nuke the site from orbit.
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Thats your answer to everything
What does defeat mean to you?
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
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Anything worth doing is worth doing with large amounts of nuclear warheads.
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OH GOD!!! I feel so ashamed! To even consider fathering a child with -gasps and falls back- another man! I think i may be ill with my sinning!Cpl Kendall wrote:Of course not! Didn't you know that all gays think and act the same way? Why their children might vote Democrat, be athiests, have abortions or *gasp* be gay!Teaos wrote:But if we let gay people raise kids the kids might grow up open minded to other ways of life, we cant have that.
pfft get real.