Police Brutality

Post by **Captain Seafort** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:45 pm

Only half?

Granitehewer · Post by **Granitehewer** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:49 pm

sad, to think, that i actually sympathised with Dubaya when he cut his cheek open, after collapsing due to choking on a pretzel, if only i had a time machine...

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:52 pm

Just think of the possibilities if Dubya had actually passed away from that pretzel and Cheney had carried on as Pres.

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:56 pm

Only half?

Of course. Think of all the fortunate third world inhabitants that never heard of him.

Granitehewer · Post by **Granitehewer** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:59 pm

If Cheney, the hawk of hawks, had replaced Dubaya, wouldn't we brits actually be, carpet bombed for being 'unamerican' and thus 'possibly a communist', or a 'heathen' ?

Post by **Captain Seafort** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 9:05 pm

Granitehewer wrote:If Cheney, the hawk of hawks, had replaced Dubaya, wouldn't we brits actually be, carpet bombed for being 'unamerican' and thus 'possibly a communist', or a 'heathen' ?

Doubt it. The Republicans needed all the poodles they could get to try and legitimise their war (and all the "allies" they could get to spread the blame across when it all went pear-shaped). New Labour fitted the bill perfectly.

Monroe · Post by **Monroe** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 9:26 pm

Rochey wrote:I think half the planet agrees with you there...

I think its 73% by the current polls

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:32 pm

Pfft.
Every one knows that 85% of all statistics are completely made up.

celeritas · Post by **celeritas** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:37 pm

Rochey wrote:Pfft.
Every one knows that 85% of all statistics are completely made up.

i though the figure was 99% =p </sarcasm>

Post by **Captain Seafort** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:43 pm

celeritas wrote:
Rochey wrote:Pfft.
Every one knows that 85% of all statistics are completely made up.
i though the figure was 99% =p </sarcasm>

No, no, no, you're both wrong

It's 75.6%.

Post by **Mikey** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:23 pm

The fact is, Cheney wouldn't bomb anyone. He might have liked to, if he took over the presidency, but having three heart attacks per week leaves little time for anything else (besides pandering to your big oil comapny buddies... did I say that?

)

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:58 pm

Cheney probably would be impeached because he lacks even the "I'm a simple country bumpkin" charisma that Bush has.

Post by **Mikey** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 1:08 pm

Don't underestimate Cheney's force of personality... who else could shoot someone in the face and have THEM apologize for it?

Granitehewer · Post by **Granitehewer** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 2:05 pm

yes...i thought that the senator was a.........partridge...........yes........thats right...........a partridge
Well it might have been another rank of official, and a quail or grouse or pheasant, but still.........................COME ON!!

Monroe · Post by **Monroe** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 7:54 am

Mikey wrote:Don't underestimate Cheney's force of personality... who else could shoot someone in the face and have THEM apologize for it?

The mob?