Shetland Island
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Sionnach Glic
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Two frenchmen with guns? Wow, that must be at least half of their military.Captain Seafort wrote:The one-man invasion in the article describes the invader getting nicked by the local plod. The one I recall involved the invader turning up, planting a flag, and going home. They're different incidents.Tsukiyumi wrote:The article on Sark mentions a "one-man invasion attempt"; I guess that rock is part of Sark?
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The bloke I'm talking about didn't have a gun. He was, after all, invading a dozen-square-foot rock - the damn thing didn't even have any grass, let alone people.Tsukiyumi wrote:Two frenchmen with guns? Wow, that must be at least half of their military.
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Sionnach Glic
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That was rather foolish of him. What if he'd encountered a mildly irate seagul?
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In case of such a situation I'm sure he had his line of retreat well planned in advance.
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Would a seagull recognize the meaning of a white flag?Captain Seafort wrote:In case of such a situation I'm sure he had his line of retreat well planned in advance.
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Re: Shetland Island
I just literally laughed out loud.GrahamKennedy wrote:Go to google, type in "French military victories", and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky".
Hilarity will ensue.
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Oh wow.That is so cool. For those too lazy to go to google:
Go to the guy's site, its funny.Did you mean: french military defeats
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Sionnach Glic
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Re: Shetland Island
He's French. He'll make the bird understand the word 'surrender'.Would a seagull recognize the meaning of a white flag?
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