Looking at children = "visual sexual agression"

Post by **Teaos** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 1:12 pm

Oh crap... I am so going to jail. I saw a kid walking with her Mum today and smiled and said "Hey"

I didn't just look at them I spoke to them... Oh god I think I hear the police at my door...

stitch626 · Post by **stitch626** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 1:44 pm

Mikey wrote:I better not go to Maine - I have a three-year-old daughter, and I always watch what she's doing. I thought I was being an attentive parent - I had no idea I was sexually abusing her!

Hahaha!

RK_Striker_JK_5 · Post by **RK_Striker_JK_5** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 1:50 pm

I got it even worse, Teaos. At work Saturday night, I said 'hi' and...

smiled at a child.

Damn, the SWAT team's gonna bust my door down!

MetalHead · Post by **MetalHead** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 1:54 pm

jesus. whats next, sexual harrassment for staring at the clevage of a las-vegas show girl?

Post by **Teaos** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 1:55 pm

jesus. whats next, sexual harrassment for staring at the clevage of a las-vegas show girl?

I'm screwed.

shran · Post by **shran** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:52 pm

I cant help children come talking to me when I'm walking around the village with my tuba! And yes, it actually happens.

Jim · Post by **Jim** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 4:26 pm

Well, I suppose this means that there will be paddy-wagons at every Little League game arresting every single person in attendance. I mean, if it is "illegal" to stare or look at kids...

Post by **Mikey** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 4:46 pm

shran wrote:I cant help children come talking to me when I'm walking around the village with my tuba! And yes, it actually happens.

The pied piper... er, tuba player!

Seriously, I hope you use a sousaphone, or a bari, or something.

shran · Post by **shran** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 4:51 pm

ItÂ´s not like I have to march around town with it. I have to take lessons on the other side of town. It is in walking distance, but the case of my tuba has wheels which won+t survive such a trip. Therefore, I have a specially constructed cart for that, and it looks more or less like IÂ´m touring the village as if IÂ´m trying to hide a dead body somewhere.

the funny thing is that my mother often says the case smells as if there was a corpse insead of a tuba in there.

Post by **Mikey** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 4:59 pm

Yeah, you've got to empty that spit valve once in a while.

mwhittington · Post by **mwhittington** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 6:16 pm

Man, I guess this means I'm going to have to let my 6 and 8 year old kids just walk the 2 miles home across the main busy street instead of picking them up from school! I could inadvertently start watching the kids on the playground and not know it!

Post by **Mikey** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 6:34 pm

mwhittington wrote:Man, I guess this means I'm going to have to let my 6 and 8 year old kids just walk the 2 miles home across the main busy street instead of picking them up from school! I could inadvertently start watching the kids on the playground and not know it!

You sick bastard.

mwhittington · Post by **mwhittington** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 6:43 pm

But I didn't mean to be a sick bastard, it just happened that way!

Captain Picard's Hair · Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:33 pm

The number of times I've "mentally raped" a hot woman... they'll send me to ol' Sparky!

Post by **Mikey** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:37 pm

That'll be next year, when you won't be allowed to think of certain things.

"Julia! Do it to Julia!"