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Fortunately, my shopping is done.The Joke Thread
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Loki: "Thor, there is one thing about you I envy more than anything else."
Thor: "Just one?"
Loki: "The key one. What I envy most of all is that your brother is smarter than my brother."
Thor: "Well, these things do happen."
(a few minutes later)
Thor: "LOKI!!!!"
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I wandered into a forest that gave random pronouns and wound up touching some poison ivy. That made me it/she.
Thor: "Just one?"
Loki: "The key one. What I envy most of all is that your brother is smarter than my brother."
Thor: "Well, these things do happen."
(a few minutes later)
Thor: "LOKI!!!!"
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I wandered into a forest that gave random pronouns and wound up touching some poison ivy. That made me it/she.
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