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I had to say it.
Gang Of Blondes: Blonde Kidnappers Who Preyed On Blonde Victims Arrested In Brazil

Over the weekend, São Paulo police arrested 3 members of an unlikely gang of criminals known as the "Gang of Blondes." The group of criminals is thought to include six "really pretty" blondes who wreaked havoc around the city by robbing and assuming the identity of fellow beautiful blondes, police chief Joaquim Dias Alves told BBC Mundo.

The six women are young, middle class, and educated, according to the police. According to BBC Mundo, the women follow fellow blondes out of shopping centers to their cars, where they steal their credit cards, security codes, and other valuables. One member of the group then assumes the identity of their victim, buying electronics and designer clothes, while the remaining members hold the victim at gunpoint.

"The group started out by breaking into condominiums, but in 2009 got into the business of express kidnapping," Jorge Carlos Carrasco with the Sao Paulo police Homicide Department told the AFP.

One male suspect thought to work with the "Gang of Blondes" has also been apprehended by the São Paulo police, according to the same report.

The unlikely gang has victimized more than 50 women in the last three years, according to the report by the AFP.

“One or two speak more than one language, and some have been educated overseas,” Alves said to BBC Mundo. “They are really pretty girls, well-dressed and made up.”.
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Sounds like a porno to me.
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Sounds like a bad movie, too.
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I know. I should be ashamed. :picard:
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McAvoy wrote:Sounds like a porno to me.
RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:Sounds like a bad movie, too.
Sounds like DITL...
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You guys are all heathens. Blonde on Blonde was the name of one of Bob Dylan's most iconic albums.
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Mikey wrote:You guys are all heathens. Blonde on Blonde was the name of one of Bob Dylan's most iconic albums.
Not the title, the description. It sounds like a porn movie with a thin plot where blonds do blond on blond action.
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I prefer brunettes myself... but hey, where's the video?
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Mikey wrote:You guys are all heathens. Blonde on Blonde was the name of one of Bob Dylan's most iconic albums.
Yes, Yes I am. :happydevil:
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