Second that... in fact do it twice, just to make sureRK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:Smack him in the face with the cactus.
The Ranting Thread
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RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:Smack him in the face with the cactus.
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Take the tickets first, then do the cactus-smacking.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Mikey has the right idea about order!
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It would guarantee that he understands what a prick is.RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:Smack him in the face with the cactus.
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Oh, he's not buying my ticket, I have to buy my own ticket. He's a cheap pervert.Mikey wrote:Take the tickets first, then do the cactus-smacking.
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:RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:Smack him in the face with the cactus.
: Me: Come here I want to show you something.Boss: Why are you wearing those heavy leather gloves?
Me: I have a skin condition.
Boss: **comes over**
Me: **smack!!**
::laughs maniacally:
“You cannot play God then wash your hands of the things that you've created. Sooner or later, the day comes when you can't hide from the things that you've done anymore.”
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I would pay money to see that. I don't think there's anything wrong with being a pervert, but if you are saying no and he's not taking a hint, then yes, bitch-slap him with a saguaro.
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I just realized, when I go to work tomorrow, I'll laugh every time I look at him.
“You cannot play God then wash your hands of the things that you've created. Sooner or later, the day comes when you can't hide from the things that you've done anymore.”
And then Buffy staked Edward. The End.
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Then our work here is done.Royal_Foxx wrote:I just realized, when I go to work tomorrow, I'll laugh every time I look at him.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
Re: The Ranting Thread
Worst of all is the baseball portion of the situation.Royal_Foxx wrote:And now my boss wants to go to a baseball game with me. I would rather smack myself in the face with a cactus then go with him to a game.
A) he's married
B) he's a pervert.
Ugh... do not thump the Book of G'Quan...
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Except he's not in. Hmm, wonder if I can hand onto this feeling until Monday.Mikey wrote:Then our work here is done.Royal_Foxx wrote:I just realized, when I go to work tomorrow, I'll laugh every time I look at him.
“You cannot play God then wash your hands of the things that you've created. Sooner or later, the day comes when you can't hide from the things that you've done anymore.”
And then Buffy staked Edward. The End.
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I'm not going to see the Pirates.Jim wrote:Worst of all is the baseball portion of the situation.Royal_Foxx wrote:And now my boss wants to go to a baseball game with me. I would rather smack myself in the face with a cactus then go with him to a game.
A) he's married
B) he's a pervert.
“You cannot play God then wash your hands of the things that you've created. Sooner or later, the day comes when you can't hide from the things that you've done anymore.”
And then Buffy staked Edward. The End.
From Slave to Princess
And then Buffy staked Edward. The End.
From Slave to Princess
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What's wrong with baseball?Jim wrote:Worst of all is the baseball portion of the situation.Royal_Foxx wrote:And now my boss wants to go to a baseball game with me. I would rather smack myself in the face with a cactus then go with him to a game.
A) he's married
B) he's a pervert.
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Okay, get his ticket, smack him in the face with the cactus and then kick him in the gut and... someplace else. Let me lend you my steel-toed boots for the kicking.Royal_Foxx wrote:Oh, he's not buying my ticket, I have to buy my own ticket. He's a cheap pervert.Mikey wrote:Take the tickets first, then do the cactus-smacking.
