Spacebattles.com Rant

[RK_Striker_JK_5]

And this is why when it comes to my crossovers, I focus on character and not conflict. Well, to a certain extent.

It's like when the PTB were asked how heisenburg compensators worked. "They work very well." perfect answer, there.

[Mark]

So, how about those upgraded inertial dampeners?

[Sonic Glitch]

[painfully obvious attempt to change topic] How bout them booze and strippers?

[Captain Seafort]

How is that a change of topic? This is DITL - booze and strippers are a perpetual part of all threads, whether mentioned or not.

[RK_Striker_JK_5]

So, how about those upgraded inertial dampeners?

They work very well, too! Scotty and Han had a great time putting them onto the Falcon.

[Mikey]

Methinks Scotty and Han would have had a better time with the booze and strippers.

[RK_Striker_JK_5]

Scotty, yes. Han, being married to Leia, might not wanna risk her wrath.

Although I had a friend do a 'Gone Before' spinoff where Han, Scotty and O'Brien went bar crawling for Saint Patty's Day.

[Captain Seafort]

Scotty, yes. Han, being married to Leia, might not wanna risk her wrath.

"Might" not want to risk the wrath of Darth Vader's daughter? That's the understatement of the decade.

Although I had a friend do a 'Gone Before' spinoff where Han, Scotty and O'Brien went bar crawling for Saint Patty's Day.

Where? Aberdeen, Temple Bar or Treasure Ship Row?

[RK_Striker_JK_5]

Actually, the location wasn't mentioned. It was just a short piece of the three sitting down and discussing the day, its origins and how it's mainly a reason to get drunk off one's arse.

Although Han does question why it's get drunk off your arse when you usually end up on it.

[Captain Seafort]

Probably due to the difficulty involved in aiming your arse at the chair.

[RK_Striker_JK_5]

I'll have to take your word on that. I've never been drunk.

And slightly more serious, that is my preferred franchise interaction. Having a spot of fun together, not trying to... compensate.

[Mark]

So, how long did it take before the bar fight?

[Captain Seafort]

Why do assume there was a bar fight? Han Solo was involved, and the one known instance of him getting into a fight in a bar lasted about a millisecond.

[RK_Striker_JK_5]

Why do assume there was a bar fight? Han Solo was involved, and the one known instance of him getting into a fight in a bar lasted about a millisecond.

han did not shoot first.

Han was the only one to shoot.

No bar fight, either. just a good time for the three men.

[Captain Seafort]

han did not shoot first.

Han was the only one to shoot.

Hence the extremely short duration of said fight.