thelordharry wrote:Well, of course, she IS a supermodel and you don't get to be one of those unless you're incredibly attractive It's just that I think she'll have a hard time trying to replace someone like Megan Fox in the role.
Well if you want someone to replace her get a hunk of 4 x 2 and paint a pretty picture on it.
thelordharry wrote:Well, of course, she IS a supermodel and you don't get to be one of those unless you're incredibly attractive It's just that I think she'll have a hard time trying to replace someone like Megan Fox in the role.
Well if you want someone to replace her get a hunk of 4 x 2 and paint a pretty picture on it.
If you want to step up the acting ability, that is.
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I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
Well sure, she's not the greatest actress in the world However, I guess what I'm trying to say is that she's not in the movie to provide acting gravitas but to encourage the heterosexual male populace who naturally think with a certain appendage to go see the movie where she'll be wearing hotpants and bending over a lot. I think her carefully crafted and managed image (striking good looks, great body and a 'little bit of the wrong about her') accomplish that moreso than say, a 'vanilla' supermodel.
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the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
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thelordharry wrote:Well, of course, she IS a supermodel and you don't get to be one of those unless you're incredibly attractive It's just that I think she'll have a hard time trying to replace someone like Megan Fox in the role.
Well if you want someone to replace her get a hunk of 4 x 2 and paint a pretty picture on it.
If you want to step up the acting ability, that is.
OK, a hunk of 4 x 2 balsa wood and paint a pretty picture on it. Is that lightweight enough?
thelordharry wrote:Well sure, she's not the greatest actress in the world However, I guess what I'm trying to say is that she's not in the movie to provide acting gravitas but to encourage the heterosexual male populace who naturally think with a certain appendage to go see the movie where she'll be wearing hotpants and bending over a lot. I think her carefully crafted and managed image (striking good looks, great body and a 'little bit of the wrong about her') accomplish that moreso than say, a 'vanilla' supermodel.
Yes, but since when as what you intended got anything to do with what gets written in response, this is DITL after all
thelordharry wrote:Well sure, she's not the greatest actress in the world However, I guess what I'm trying to say is that she's not in the movie to provide acting gravitas but to encourage the heterosexual male populace who naturally think with a certain appendage to go see the movie where she'll be wearing hotpants and bending over a lot. I think her carefully crafted and managed image (striking good looks, great body and a 'little bit of the wrong about her') accomplish that moreso than say, a 'vanilla' supermodel.
Yes, but since when as what you intended got anything to do with what gets written in response, this is DITL after all
Have you been on the old blood wine again, Ian?
“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
thelordharry wrote:Well sure, she's not the greatest actress in the world However, I guess what I'm trying to say is that she's not in the movie to provide acting gravitas but to encourage the heterosexual male populace who naturally think with a certain appendage to go see the movie where she'll be wearing hotpants and bending over a lot. I think her carefully crafted and managed image (striking good looks, great body and a 'little bit of the wrong about her') accomplish that moreso than say, a 'vanilla' supermodel.
Yes, but since when as what you intended got anything to do with what gets written in response, this is DITL after all
Be watchful of Ian Kennedy in his velvet prime. Deeply he'll swallow from your finest kegs, Then swiftly be gone, leaving bitter dregs. Ah, bitter dregs.
“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
thelordharry wrote:Be watchful of Ian Kennedy in his velvet prime. Deeply he'll swallow from your finest kegs, Then swiftly be gone, leaving bitter dregs. Ah, bitter dregs.
Just waiting for Mikey or Tsu or Mark to hop on this!
Mikey wrote:Sorry, I was confused. I didn't know they called them "kegs" over there.
I call mine a keg. Or "Dragon", or "loaf".
Whatever.
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I don't know if it would be legal, but couldn't they just use a cardboard cutout of Megan Fox for the movie? It would look the same, act about as well, be cheaper...
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GrahamKennedy wrote:I don't know if it would be legal, but couldn't they just use a cardboard cutout of Megan Fox for the movie? It would look the same, act about as well, be cheaper...
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“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”