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Jobcentre ejects Jedi Knight
Re: Jobcentre ejects Jedi Knight
Indeed....I'm a bit disappointed myself. I don't very often provide such perfect lead ins ![Wink :wink:](./images/smilies/icon_wink.gif)
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They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
Re: Jobcentre ejects Jedi Knight
You can't expect me to set it up AND slam it home could you? 8)
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Re: Jobcentre ejects Jedi Knight
You're claiming you could so I'm saying go for it. Besides, you've had a good fifteen minutes to mull it over.
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Re: Jobcentre ejects Jedi Knight
Innuendo fight! ![Razz :P](./images/smilies/icon_razz.gif)
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Re: Jobcentre ejects Jedi Knight
Well, if they conducted the fight with roosters, it would be a-
never mind.
never mind.
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as Bull offed Custer
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I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Re: Jobcentre ejects Jedi Knight
I'm fairly sure that would be considered fowl play.
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Re: Jobcentre ejects Jedi Knight
Don't make me choke this chicken.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Re: Jobcentre ejects Jedi Knight
Ooh, a clean and pain-inducing pun!Sionnach Glic wrote:I'm fairly sure that would be considered fowl play.
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I'll massacre your ass as fast
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Re: Jobcentre ejects Jedi Knight
I thought we were going for innuendo here.
In any case,
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In any case,
That's what your girlfriends said.Mark wrote:You can't expect me to set it up AND slam it home could you? 8)
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Re: Jobcentre ejects Jedi Knight
Thats right Tsu, show'em how a man gets a hold of things.
Jinsei wa cho no yume, shi no tsubasa no bitodesu
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Re: Jobcentre ejects Jedi Knight
He would, but I'm afraid his tendinitis might act up again.Deepcrush wrote:Thats right Tsu, show'em how a man gets a hold of things.
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Re: Jobcentre ejects Jedi Knight
Jedi is not a recognized religion in the UK. There was a census and the general rule is they recognize it if it gets more than a certain amount of people putting it down as their religion, but they specifically said that wasn't going to be the case for made up stuff like this. It was never recognized.
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Re: Jobcentre ejects Jedi Knight
I wish the US had the nerve to call people on this kind of idiocy like the UK does.IanKennedy wrote:Jedi is not a recognized religion in the UK. There was a census and the general rule is they recognize it if it gets more than a certain amount of people putting it down as their religion, but they specifically said that wasn't going to be the case for made up stuff like this. It was never recognized.
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Um, which religion, exactly, isn't "made up stuff?" In a philosophical sense, man created G-d as much as G-d created man. I'm comfortable saying that my religion was "made up," as was any other. It doesn't invalidate one's belief to say that the form of worship is artifical.IanKennedy wrote: made up stuff like this.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer