Mumified dinosaur found

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 2:52 pm

They better hurry up, I want a pet deinonychus.

Post by **Captain Seafort** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 3:37 pm

Rochey wrote:They better hurry up, I want a pet deinonychus.

That would be cool, but it would really get in the way, and would scratch the furniture up awfully.

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 5:07 pm

Hey, I owned a cat before. I think I know how to deal with scracthed furniture.

And think about the benefits. It'd be the end of being bothered by annoying door to door salesmen. Or, at least the end for them if they keep bothering me.

[Burns]Release the raptors.[/burns]

Post by **Captain Seafort** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 5:13 pm

Rochey wrote:Hey, I owned a cat before. I think I know how to deal with scratched furniture.

Scratches six inches deep and several feet long though?

And think about the benefits. It'd be the end of being bothered by annoying door to door salesmen. Or, at least the end for them if they keep bothering me.

[Burns]Release the raptors.[/burns]

I'm convinced - breeding programmes must be started immediately.

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 6:21 pm

Scratches six inches deep and several feet long though?

Well, if it's trainable...
*comtemplates the consequences of hitting a raptor with a rolled up newspaper*

Post by **Mikey** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 10:37 pm

A pet deinonychus? Do you know how those damn things jump? If your fence is six feet or lower, you'll have constant complaints from the neighbors - "Your dinosaur has treed my cat again," or "Can you please have your dinosaur stop eating my lunch guests," or things like that.

Besides, they're pack hunters. You only intend to get one, and the next thing you know - six deinonychuses (deinonychi?) hopping around the yard.

Jordanis · Post by **Jordanis** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 11:12 pm

I think a velociraptor would be easier to keep, they're smaller. Of course, if you have the budget, nothing beats a utahraptor...

RK_Striker_JK_5 · Post by **RK_Striker_JK_5** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 2:56 am

Thanks for the links, Jordanis.

I'd go old-school and get a Triceratops, myself.

Post by **Tsukiyumi** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:05 am

And how many people would you have to hire to get rid of its, ahem, waste...

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:46 pm

If your fence is six feet or lower, you'll have constant complaints from the neighbors -

Wait....people would complain about my man-eating dinosaur?

Jordanis · Post by **Jordanis** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:18 pm

Not for long they wouldn't.