SourceA Pasadena, Texas, woman outdid the rabbit scene in "Fatal Attraction" by stealing her ex's pet goldfish, frying them up in a pan, and eating them.
The fight that led up to the non-vegetarian revengefest was apparently over some jewelry that the unnamed man had once given the anonymous fish murderess, and had then taken back. After unsuccessfully confronting her ex, the woman went to his apartment, took the goldfish and brought them home for the most furious fish fry in the history of mankind.
By the time the police made it to her place, she had already eaten three of the goldfish, which left four tiny fried fish carcasses sitting on her plate. She couldn't have been very hungry, though, after the huge plate of crazy she ate for breakfast.
Might be a little crazy...
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Might be a little crazy...
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Goldfish can get up to a foot long but even then there's not much meat on them.
Re: Might be a little crazy...
Really now...fish murderess
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Oh NOES! She murdered a poor creature that can't reason, doesn't feel pain and is as dumb as a stump!
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Am I the only one who's 
at this? Will she face punishment for destroying and consuming a man's property?
at this? Will she face punishment for destroying and consuming a man's property?"Bible, Wrath of Khan, what's the difference?"
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Dude this is stupid the court cost will be more than the $5 in reparations.
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I like fish
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No she didn't do anything to her ex- . . . Nevermind.Cpl Kendall wrote:Oh NOES! She murdered a poor creature that can't reason, doesn't feel pain and is as dumb as a stump!
“You cannot play God then wash your hands of the things that you've created. Sooner or later, the day comes when you can't hide from the things that you've done anymore.”
And then Buffy staked Edward. The End.
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And then Buffy staked Edward. The End.
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Cpl Kendall wrote:
"All this has happened before --"
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
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See, someone shopped a pic of a manatee in place of the zeppelin Hindenburg, and made a pun on the phrase "Oh, the humanity."
Get it?
Get it?
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I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Yea I got that. It was more of a: Why? Dare I ask what possessed someone to do that?Mikey wrote:See, someone shopped a pic of a manatee in place of the zeppelin Hindenburg, and made a pun on the phrase "Oh, the humanity."
Get it?
"All this has happened before --"
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
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Because it's funny.Sonic Glitch wrote:Yea I got that. It was more of a: Why? Dare I ask what possessed someone to do that?
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Government isn't known to be efficient.Uzume wrote:Dude this is stupid the court cost will be more than the $5 in reparations.
I like fish
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I LOVE that picture.Cpl Kendall wrote:Oh NOES! She murdered a poor creature that can't reason, doesn't feel pain and is as dumb as a stump!
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I actually wanted the Hindenburg and the proper saying but google images is drowned in that crap.
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Pretty close to where I live.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer